1 00:-3:-53,-161 --> 00:-3:-42,-451 MEDUSA distribution 2 00:-3:-38,-601 --> 00:-3:-36,-571 Augusto caminito pose 3 00:-3:-36,-401 --> 00:-3:-33,-651 Boarding for flight 052 is ending. 4 00:-3:-33,-401 --> 00:-3:-31,-891 Sergio Corbucci Movie 5 00:-3:-31,-721 --> 00:-3:-29,-531 I repeat. 6 00:-3:-29,-41 --> 00:-3:-26,-131 Landing ends on flight 052 to Genoa. 7 00:-3:-25,-961 --> 00:-3:-24,-741 Exit number 4. 8 00:-3:-21,-121 --> 00:-3:-20,-141 Hello. 9 00:-3:-19,-921 --> 00:-3:-16,-221 Escort Department dignitaries? 10 00:-3:-15,-801 --> 00:-3:-14,-891 Excellent! 11 00:-3:-14,-721 --> 00:-3:-11,-101 Where is this model respecting confidentiality .. 12 00:-3:-10,-921 --> 00:-3:-7,-611 ... which should be at the airport exactly at 1 1? 13 00:-3:-6,-681 --> 00:-3:-3,-691 What?.. What do you mean detained? 14 00:-3:-3,-441 --> 00:-2:-58,-731 I paid for it in advance, she is mine! .. Excuse me, who am I talking to? 15 00:-2:-56,-81 --> 00:-2:-53,-971 Police Major Giannelly? 16 00:-2:-44,-881 --> 00:-2:-40,-891 Where will i find now another attendant? 17 00:-2:-37,-641 --> 00:-2:-34,-571 At night, wherever they went but not in the afternoon. 18 00:-2:-33,-561 --> 00:-2:-28,-291 Fuck! .. Here she is ... Found! 19 00:-2:-18,-601 --> 00:-2:-15,-211 We were in Cortina we were in Monte Carlo, .. 20 00:-2:-14,-961 --> 00:-2:-11,-181 ... we were in Portofino, what else to do for you? 21 00:-2:-10,-681 --> 00:-2:-8,-451 Look look into our eyes. 22 00:-2:-8,-281 --> 00:-2:-4,-331 We are your brothers: Costantino, Girello and Lombo. 23 00:-2:-4,-161 --> 00:-1:-59,-371 At night, you are our flesh and blood ... Where else to take you? 24 00:-1:-57,-841 --> 00:-1:-54,-451 - In Rimini. - In Rimini ??? 25 00:-1:-54,-01 --> 00:-1:-51,-931 To this hot spot! 26 00:-1:-50,-681 --> 00:-1:-47,-971 The night do you want some coffee 27 00:-1:-47,-321 --> 00:-1:-45,-691 Rimini, Rimini !!! 28 00:-1:-39,-441 --> 00:-1:-37,-141 Laura Antonelli, 29 00:-1:-36,-641 --> 00:-1:-34,-341 Elvira Andrei, 30 00:-1:-33,-841 --> 00:-1:-31,-541 Eleanor Brilliadori, 31 00:-1:-31,-41 --> 00:-1:-28,-741 Jerry Kala 32 00:-1:-28,-241 --> 00:-1:-25,-941 Serena Grandi, 33 00:-1:-25,-441 --> 00:-1:-23,-141 Maurizio Miqueli, 34 00:-1:-22,-641 --> 00:-1:-20,-341 Roman Libya 35 00:-1:-17,-841 --> 00:-1:-15,-491 and Andrea Ronkato in movies 36 00:-1:-14,-641 --> 00:-1:-10,-731 "RIMINI, RIMINI" 37 00:00:-50,-441 --> 00:00:-47,-731 with the participation of Paolo Bonachelli 38 00:00:-44,-841 --> 00:00:-43,-451 Script writers: 39 00:00:-43,-281 --> 00:00:-34,-931 Mario Amendola, Bruno Corbucci and Sergio Corbucci 40 00:00:-13,-601 --> 00:00:-11,-41 Comedian, artist, entertainer. 41 00:00:-10,-241 --> 00:00:-8,-211 The animator ... is free ... 42 00:00:-7,-881 --> 00:00:-5,-531 Catania ... We are from Catania. 43 00:00:-5,-281 --> 00:00:-3,-291 It's okay ... Aufvidzane. 44 00:00:-3,-121 --> 00:00:-2,-251 Arividerche! 45 00:00:-2,-81 --> 00:00:00,589 Executive producer Francesco Casati 46 00:00:01,159 --> 00:00:04,549 Theater, big and small, if desired, clowns. 47 00:00:06,999 --> 00:00:07,979 Theatro actor. 48 00:00:08,159 --> 00:00:11,669 Director - Sergio Corbucci 49 00:00:15,039 --> 00:00:16,309 Bitte. 50 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:22,269 Comedian, private parties ... Guten Tag. 51 00:00:23,159 --> 00:00:24,379 Hey. 52 00:00:26,999 --> 00:00:30,389 Bitte, dunke sean, and tuttalor. 53 00:00:43,319 --> 00:00:46,189 Don’t you sell half a serving? 54 00:00:52,439 --> 00:00:54,109 Look over there, Liliana. 55 00:00:54,279 --> 00:00:58,549 These great athletes pretend that they play the ball .. 56 00:00:58,719 --> 00:01:00,829 ... but they think about something completely different. 57 00:01:01,479 --> 00:01:04,949 ... nice to be aware of yourself minerals. 58 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:08,509 Yes? .. And who are they? .. Work force? 59 00:01:09,199 --> 00:01:12,149 We women are polygamous My joy. 60 00:01:12,439 --> 00:01:16,189 Our erotic potential is higher than men. 61 00:01:16,359 --> 00:01:18,629 Talked about it even Moravia in the Panorama. 62 00:01:18,799 --> 00:01:22,949 Following the reasoning of your Moravia, should i always be ready? 63 00:01:23,119 --> 00:01:26,189 And run headlong for the first comer. 64 00:01:26,399 --> 00:01:30,179 No!.. For the first one I like. 65 00:01:30,639 --> 00:01:33,709 Liliana, you are 12 years old unfaithful husband .. 66 00:01:33,879 --> 00:01:36,259 ... and now you need to shake yourself. 67 00:01:36,439 --> 00:01:38,469 I know what you want. 68 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:41,869 Simone, it’s not so easy ... Talking is always easier. 69 00:01:42,039 --> 00:01:44,549 You know, I have never done it. 70 00:01:44,719 --> 00:01:49,309 It’s not at all difficult ... Aren't you here for this? 71 00:01:50,239 --> 00:01:54,509 If you don’t want to do this for your own sake, do for your ex-husband! 72 00:01:54,679 --> 00:01:57,909 Take revenge on him! .. Look who's coming ... Max. 73 00:01:58,599 --> 00:02:02,109 If Prever quotes it, then he likes you. 74 00:02:02,279 --> 00:02:03,469 Max! 75 00:02:03,959 --> 00:02:07,829 I understand everything, you talked about me all sorts of nasty things, admit it! 76 00:02:07,999 --> 00:02:12,189 No, no, I just warned her otvtoy poetic delight. 77 00:02:12,359 --> 00:02:17,029 As Prever says: poetry has not yet killed a single woman! 78 00:02:17,199 --> 00:02:19,499 Yes, but how many mothers you made! .. 79 00:02:19,679 --> 00:02:22,869 - Meet, this is Liliana. - Maximilian Poncielli. 80 00:02:23,039 --> 00:02:25,389 - Very nice. - For friends - Max! 81 00:02:25,559 --> 00:02:28,469 - Liliana Corsi. “Liliana, what a beautiful name! ..” 82 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:31,749 Liliana, like a song, do you hear? .. Lillian! 83 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:35,869 It suits you very much ... Why haven't I seen you before? 84 00:02:36,039 --> 00:02:38,499 “I arrived last night.” - Yes, to visit me ... 85 00:02:38,679 --> 00:02:42,069 Liliana arrived in Rimini have some fun. 86 00:02:42,359 --> 00:02:45,589 “Simone, we wanted to swim.” - Yes, let's go. 87 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:49,189 There is nothing like swimming if you want to swim! 88 00:02:49,399 --> 00:02:53,469 I would love to make you company, but I just ate. 89 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:58,709 Liliana, can I call you and invite for a walk. 90 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,629 Uno promenade ... Do you mind 91 00:03:00,799 --> 00:03:02,589 Good!.. Goodbye! 92 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,379 I'm sorry ... I broke your castle. 93 00:03:08,559 --> 00:03:11,509 At his age already do not build sand castles ... 94 00:03:11,679 --> 00:03:13,429 - Right, Pio? - Yes mom. 95 00:03:13,599 --> 00:03:15,949 Don't yell at him he is still a child! 96 00:03:16,119 --> 00:03:17,229 Yes baby! .. 97 00:03:17,439 --> 00:03:20,389 - Will you go swimming with us? - No I do not want to. 98 00:03:22,799 --> 00:03:23,149 RIMINI 99 00:03:30,559 --> 00:03:32,629 Attention greetings. 100 00:03:32,799 --> 00:03:34,909 Train from U dine and Trieste, .. 101 00:03:35,079 --> 00:03:38,429 ... arriving on schedule at 21-25, .. 102 00:03:38,599 --> 00:03:40,869 ... is 15 minutes late. 103 00:03:50,599 --> 00:03:53,789 Welcome, Signor Praetor ... Are you already on vacation? 104 00:03:53,959 --> 00:03:59,229 Yes ... Republic, please ... In U dine, I have already seized these publications! 105 00:03:59,519 --> 00:04:01,469 Some obscenities and scandals! 106 00:04:01,639 --> 00:04:05,109 Take them off the counter or I will order to close your kiosk !! 107 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:08,629 - But only these are in demand! - I know... 108 00:04:08,799 --> 00:04:12,749 But you still illegally sell Depraved pictures for onanists! 109 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,789 Take your "Republic" ... Taxi! 110 00:04:15,959 --> 00:04:17,349 - Free? - Yes. 111 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:23,389 - How much do you want to the Karim Hotel? - Far away! .. 20 thousand without a counter. 112 00:04:23,559 --> 00:04:24,909 Without a counter. 113 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:29,349 I'm praetor, and you want to make me crime accomplice. 114 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:31,549 There is a counter work on the counter! 115 00:04:31,719 --> 00:04:34,229 Take your suitcase ... And faster. 116 00:04:37,479 --> 00:04:39,349 Faster!.. Where are you? 117 00:04:39,919 --> 00:04:42,189 Go... How many kilometers? 118 00:04:43,559 --> 00:04:46,269 Hello Hello!.. Yes, I’ve arrived. 119 00:04:47,359 --> 00:04:52,219 Hotel "Karim" 120 00:04:56,399 --> 00:04:59,469 Here... How much do I owe? 121 00:04:59,639 --> 00:05:03,989 - 34 thousand. - How is 34? 122 00:05:04,159 --> 00:05:06,539 By the counter ... You yourself wanted to. 123 00:05:08,039 --> 00:05:11,469 Signor Praetor, you are punctual as always. 124 00:05:12,159 --> 00:05:14,459 - Francesco! - Hello, Signora Lydia. 125 00:05:14,639 --> 00:05:17,589 - How was the ride? “Francesco, bring the suitcases.” 126 00:05:17,759 --> 00:05:18,789 Disgusting! 127 00:05:18,959 --> 00:05:22,909 Trains are always late, I even wrote a letter to the Evening Courier. 128 00:05:23,079 --> 00:05:24,669 - Do I have the same number? - Yes! 129 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:26,949 The same service? .. Beach? .. Same price? 130 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:31,029 As for the price ... the price is the same! 131 00:05:32,359 --> 00:05:34,149 - I ask you to. - Thanks. 132 00:05:34,439 --> 00:05:37,549 - Sit at the same table. - Good afternoon, everyone. 133 00:05:37,719 --> 00:05:40,589 Our dear signor praetor. 134 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:43,029 Feruzzi did you decide to commit suicide? 135 00:05:43,199 --> 00:05:44,029 Why? 136 00:05:44,199 --> 00:05:46,499 Salt!.. This is a new killer on the table! .. 137 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:49,709 - And besides, a careless diet. - This is white rice! 138 00:05:49,879 --> 00:05:51,669 Exactly... That is carbohydrates. 139 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:54,299 With meat proteins who are you eating now .. 140 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,349 ... you get an explosive mixture. 141 00:05:56,519 --> 00:05:59,989 My long-awaited warning ... Happy holidays. 142 00:06:00,199 --> 00:06:01,989 - I hope to survive. - There is no hope. 143 00:06:02,159 --> 00:06:03,789 How are you?.. Signora. 144 00:06:04,079 --> 00:06:05,869 I read about your last case. 145 00:06:06,039 --> 00:06:09,429 You made close because of the scandal, one theater ... 146 00:06:09,599 --> 00:06:10,579 Theatre? 147 00:06:10,759 --> 00:06:14,509 Disgusting cabaret in which one stripper was performing. 148 00:06:14,679 --> 00:06:16,979 I don’t even remember her name in my opinion, Ramona. 149 00:06:17,159 --> 00:06:20,309 Do not you think, were you too harsh 150 00:06:20,519 --> 00:06:25,029 No, Marchetti, and you, as a former judge, must understand this perfectly. 151 00:06:25,199 --> 00:06:29,189 The number of this ... Signorina, was disgusting. 152 00:06:29,479 --> 00:06:31,389 What's the number?.. Did you see him? 153 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:34,069 No... But I sent Carabinieri there. 154 00:06:34,239 --> 00:06:36,229 From their report, I found out .. 155 00:06:36,399 --> 00:06:40,749 ... that this shameless finished her speech .. 156 00:06:40,999 --> 00:06:47,339 ... stuffing the bottle into the ppt ... Well ... I think you get where. 157 00:06:47,799 --> 00:06:49,069 How not to understand? 158 00:06:49,599 --> 00:06:52,589 - ... Try it. - Signor praetor! 159 00:06:54,119 --> 00:06:56,069 No, you misunderstood. 160 00:06:57,519 --> 00:07:02,069 Hello, you are a Filipino servant, I understand ... Listen to this. 161 00:07:02,519 --> 00:07:04,629 You have to say engineer Pederchini, .. 162 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:10,309 ... that he arrived at the Grand Hotel Rimini Gianni Bozzi, Dr. Gianni Bozzi. 163 00:07:11,479 --> 00:07:12,349 Well done! 164 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:15,509 With wife ... This is very important, do not forget. 165 00:07:16,039 --> 00:07:17,259 Goodbye. 166 00:07:20,879 --> 00:07:24,229 - How do you like me? “You look like Dracula's mistress!” 167 00:07:24,399 --> 00:07:26,469 Stop, take off this sarcophagus! 168 00:07:26,639 --> 00:07:29,589 You yourself said that I should not attract attention. 169 00:07:29,759 --> 00:07:33,269 Yes, but in this form you will not be noticed only in the Adams family. 170 00:07:33,439 --> 00:07:37,029 Italians are leaders in the fashion world, What are you dressed up for? 171 00:07:37,199 --> 00:07:39,659 Let's pick something brighter. 172 00:07:39,839 --> 00:07:42,789 Girl!.. Ask for a branded item. 173 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:51,109 Found !!! .. Here ... In my opinion, what you need. 174 00:07:51,279 --> 00:07:55,149 Nothing like this... This is some kind of bag, a hoodie ... 175 00:07:55,359 --> 00:07:58,389 - It sucks. - What kind of jargon? 176 00:07:58,559 --> 00:08:01,269 This is a modern expression, and be modern. 177 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:05,909 Signorina, help us, as I understand it, we have taste problems! 178 00:08:06,079 --> 00:08:08,509 Please straighten her hair, .. 179 00:08:08,679 --> 00:08:11,389 ... otherwise it seems as if she came on a moped. 180 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:12,749 Nightmare. 181 00:08:19,239 --> 00:08:20,429 Hello? 182 00:08:20,999 --> 00:08:24,749 Hi Uchcha, this is your hubby ... Hello honey. 183 00:08:25,599 --> 00:08:29,429 Listen, we are already here I'll see him soon. 184 00:08:31,479 --> 00:08:32,749 You do not believe me? 185 00:08:32,919 --> 00:08:36,669 This time with Ferrarino everything will work out. 186 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:41,869 What?.. Have you already ordered Testarosso? 187 00:08:43,079 --> 00:08:46,699 And if you trusted me, Would you also buy Michele Alboreto? 188 00:08:46,879 --> 00:08:50,419 Uchcha, it seems to me ... You are angry? 189 00:08:50,679 --> 00:08:55,269 No, I’m angry because you as always, don't give a damn. 190 00:08:55,439 --> 00:09:00,189 Stop, Uchcha! .. Go to hell: both you and Alboreto. 191 00:09:22,719 --> 00:09:27,109 Night, Night, it's already an hour will you get up 192 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:37,149 I want to die, die ... I would like to sleep forever. 193 00:09:38,439 --> 00:09:43,509 - We even found you a musician! “Listen to how he plays well.” 194 00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:47,829 What was it? 195 00:09:47,999 --> 00:09:50,829 Tell your girello do you have a stomach ache? 196 00:09:50,999 --> 00:09:52,589 This is probably escalopes. 197 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:57,149 When a woman, moreover, have a sister, digestive problems, .. 198 00:09:57,319 --> 00:10:00,309 ...it means, that she is missing something. 199 00:10:01,879 --> 00:10:05,629 Gustavo, Gustavo, take me to you !!! 200 00:10:07,119 --> 00:10:08,509 It's useless! 201 00:10:09,839 --> 00:10:12,749 Gustavo left in her unfulfilled desire. 202 00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:14,389 An irreplaceable void. 203 00:10:14,559 --> 00:10:17,989 Come on, stop playing ... Can't you see what she doesn't like? 204 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,219 Go away. 205 00:10:19,399 --> 00:10:22,269 “Maybe something else?” - Get out! 206 00:10:23,879 --> 00:10:26,669 “Lombo? .. Girello?” - What, Costati? 207 00:10:29,239 --> 00:10:33,389 Brothers, our duty fill this void. 208 00:10:34,039 --> 00:10:38,149 Our Night must laugh again ... Whatever it costs us. 209 00:10:38,319 --> 00:10:43,179 Gustavo, Gustavo, I want to Gustavo, I want to die, die. 210 00:11:29,359 --> 00:11:33,589 Whose car is it?.. No parking in the forest. 211 00:11:40,359 --> 00:11:41,549 Where is the master? 212 00:11:46,599 --> 00:11:48,469 This is a trap for hares. 213 00:11:49,159 --> 00:11:52,909 You have to be careful there are many traps in the forest. 214 00:11:54,879 --> 00:11:58,149 - This is your car? - Yes, why? 215 00:11:58,439 --> 00:12:01,909 Take her away immediately ... No Parking. 216 00:12:02,919 --> 00:12:05,749 I can not, I take sun baths. 217 00:12:06,039 --> 00:12:07,589 You violate decency. 218 00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:14,309 Come down now, in the name of the law, and help me get out of here. 219 00:12:14,759 --> 00:12:16,029 I demand! 220 00:12:19,719 --> 00:12:21,869 Keep pull the rope. 221 00:12:28,919 --> 00:12:32,539 “You didn't hurt anything?” - Still asks ... 222 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:36,709 There is nothing... Almost nothing. 223 00:12:36,919 --> 00:12:40,619 - Do I go down? - What? 224 00:12:43,959 --> 00:12:48,189 No, it can not be... Cat ... cat. 225 00:12:48,839 --> 00:12:50,029 Mom! 226 00:13:08,319 --> 00:13:11,669 Well, a little closer do not move. 227 00:13:13,319 --> 00:13:18,389 Ok turn around turn around yet. 228 00:13:20,119 --> 00:13:21,339 Done. 229 00:13:21,799 --> 00:13:26,989 Look, this is Conan ... Bodybuilder ... He has the best body on the Adriatic. 230 00:13:27,159 --> 00:13:32,429 Desperate to learn how to ride on the surf, but it’s unlikely to succeed. 231 00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:35,589 What a good moment. 232 00:13:37,279 --> 00:13:41,229 “What are you up to?” - Jump, come on, jump. 233 00:13:41,399 --> 00:13:43,109 - What for? - jump! 234 00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:44,949 - Here? - Yes. 235 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,949 What are you doing?.. You will run into him! 236 00:13:53,119 --> 00:13:54,949 I'm doing everything right. 237 00:13:57,199 --> 00:13:58,339 Oh no... 238 00:14:02,719 --> 00:14:04,029 Abnormal. 239 00:14:04,359 --> 00:14:06,629 This is my girlfriend!.. Help her. 240 00:14:06,839 --> 00:14:09,829 - Yes. - Mamma Miya, how unlucky you are! 241 00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:10,829 Get out! 242 00:14:10,999 --> 00:14:13,829 Leg, she kicked poor thing ... 243 00:14:13,999 --> 00:14:16,189 - True? - Yes, yes, a little. 244 00:14:16,359 --> 00:14:19,429 It's all my fault ... Sorry Liliana! 245 00:14:19,839 --> 00:14:24,389 “So you are the famous Liliana?” “Remember, I told you about her?” 246 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:28,549 Yes? .. Have you already talked about me? .. Well done. 247 00:14:32,559 --> 00:14:33,619 Done. 248 00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:36,869 After that he immediately will come to consciousness! 249 00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:45,109 Who?.. Who is it? 250 00:14:45,639 --> 00:14:51,269 Go ahead! .. Please ... Where am I? .. Where am I? 251 00:14:51,479 --> 00:14:52,869 In K.G.B. 252 00:14:53,079 --> 00:14:54,389 - Espionage? - No!.. 253 00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:57,669 The KGB is the Regional State Hospital. 254 00:14:57,839 --> 00:14:59,469 You are at the local hospital! 255 00:14:59,639 --> 00:15:02,749 - In the hospital? - Yes ... you've been here for two hours ... 256 00:15:02,919 --> 00:15:06,109 Shock state what happened to you? 257 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,019 - Who is it? - No, no, it's a sister. 258 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:11,109 - My? “No, nun.” 259 00:15:11,359 --> 00:15:13,349 - From Monza? - No, from All Saints. 260 00:15:13,519 --> 00:15:14,989 Go, sister, go. 261 00:15:15,159 --> 00:15:18,229 Well, tell me What happened to you? 262 00:15:18,399 --> 00:15:20,859 - What is it? - Nothing ... So what happened? 263 00:15:21,039 --> 00:15:22,509 - With whom? - With you. 264 00:15:22,679 --> 00:15:26,549 With me?.. I am ashamed. 265 00:15:26,999 --> 00:15:30,229 - Boldly! - I ... I was there. 266 00:15:30,439 --> 00:15:31,829 - Where? - In the woods. 267 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:35,779 - In the woods! - Yes... 268 00:15:35,999 --> 00:15:38,299 You know how is it in the forest? 269 00:15:38,999 --> 00:15:41,669 But ... exactly when I was there, puff! 270 00:15:41,839 --> 00:15:44,399 And I had a sunstroke and I... 271 00:15:44,559 --> 00:15:46,859 - Sunstroke in the forest? - I fell. 272 00:15:47,039 --> 00:15:49,749 “But there is a shadow everywhere!” - Shadow strike! 273 00:15:49,919 --> 00:15:53,989 - Shadow strike! - This is typical of Romagna, right? 274 00:15:54,359 --> 00:15:57,269 These shadow blows are very dangerous. 275 00:15:57,439 --> 00:15:59,349 - Are you joking! - No. 276 00:15:59,519 --> 00:16:02,029 I read in your docs, what are you praetor .. 277 00:16:02,199 --> 00:16:04,029 ... you must tell me the truth! 278 00:16:04,199 --> 00:16:06,429 So tell me What happened to you! 279 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,709 - I ... will I sit down? - Sure. 280 00:16:13,519 --> 00:16:16,949 Thanks... Doctor, I will tell you the truth. 281 00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,909 I have, I had no sunstroke. 282 00:16:22,079 --> 00:16:25,779 I fainted because I had a vision. 283 00:16:25,959 --> 00:16:29,709 Unearthly! .. Meeting with an alien? .. 284 00:16:29,879 --> 00:16:33,709 - What was he like? - He was very beautiful! 285 00:16:34,319 --> 00:16:36,589 “Have you seen him from afar?” - No no!!! 286 00:16:36,759 --> 00:16:43,909 He was very close, right here, face to face, directly opposite. 287 00:16:44,119 --> 00:16:48,979 “And what did he look like?” - It was a cat! 288 00:16:49,439 --> 00:16:53,189 - Siamese or Persian? - No, he was! 289 00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:59,549 - Sorry, curly, black cat. - A black, curly cat? .. 290 00:17:00,159 --> 00:17:04,709 - With human eyes? “No! .. He had no eyes!” 291 00:17:05,079 --> 00:17:08,699 Black, curly, without eyes? .. I do not understand. 292 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:15,229 Excuse me, I am still impressed. 293 00:17:15,399 --> 00:17:18,709 Sorry to be honest this word is "cat" .. 294 00:17:18,879 --> 00:17:21,709 ... but I still have to tell you everything. 295 00:17:21,879 --> 00:17:23,789 Can I talk bluntly? 296 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,589 Talk to me, as with your confessor! 297 00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:28,589 So, this cat! .. 298 00:17:28,759 --> 00:17:37,029 ... was not an independent being, it was an accessory on a naked woman. 299 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:39,469 - Naked? - Completely naked ... 300 00:17:39,639 --> 00:17:43,309 And this cat! ... Curly! .. Hairy! 301 00:17:43,799 --> 00:17:44,829 Excuse me. 302 00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:51,429 I saw her and then fainted once. 303 00:17:51,639 --> 00:17:53,939 Lose consciousness because of a naked woman? 304 00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:54,949 Wow. 305 00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:59,749 You think so, because you ... you don’t know what happened to me. 306 00:17:59,919 --> 00:18:02,479 Doctor, I have to tell you .. 307 00:18:03,039 --> 00:18:06,469 ... that I have 25 years nothing comes out. 308 00:18:06,639 --> 00:18:08,509 - Such a constipation? - No, what constipation ... 309 00:18:08,679 --> 00:18:10,589 I sometimes do not have time to run away. 310 00:18:10,759 --> 00:18:13,349 And once, in the midst of a court hearing .. 311 00:18:13,519 --> 00:18:16,079 ... there was a real disaster! 312 00:18:16,239 --> 00:18:19,029 “But here is different.” - And what? 313 00:18:21,439 --> 00:18:25,629 - I have no orgasm. - Amazing! .. Never? 314 00:18:25,879 --> 00:18:30,509 Never! .. Not once! .. Generally! .. Generally never! 315 00:18:31,599 --> 00:18:34,909 No! .. Sorry, only once, in childhood,.. 316 00:18:35,079 --> 00:18:37,229 ... while reading the book "Heart". 317 00:18:37,479 --> 00:18:38,699 The "heart" of De Amicis? 318 00:18:38,879 --> 00:18:41,439 Episode about a young teacher with a cat, no! 319 00:18:41,599 --> 00:18:42,659 With a red pen! 320 00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:46,189 She was there this teacher with a cat! .. 321 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,189 Excuse me. 322 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:51,269 And with this teacher ... I experienced a real orgasm .. 323 00:18:51,439 --> 00:18:56,709 ... with a teacher with a black cat, no! .. With red ..! 324 00:18:58,839 --> 00:19:00,989 Now I am absolutely calm. 325 00:19:01,159 --> 00:19:07,069 If you don't mind, I want so you let me go. 326 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:11,269 - But we did not agree on the cat! “No! .. Not that!” 327 00:19:11,439 --> 00:19:13,429 - Good good! - Let me go! 328 00:19:13,599 --> 00:19:15,789 Do not get angry!.. Sign here. 329 00:19:15,959 --> 00:19:17,709 - Name and surname. - Name and surname. 330 00:19:17,879 --> 00:19:20,549 “And I will let you go.” - Done! 331 00:19:20,999 --> 00:19:23,189 It's mine... My documents. 332 00:19:23,399 --> 00:19:26,829 Name and surname ... Thank you very much. 333 00:19:27,039 --> 00:19:28,469 - Happily! - Goodbye. 334 00:19:28,639 --> 00:19:31,509 - What is your name? - Gildo Manelli. 335 00:19:31,679 --> 00:19:33,469 But you wrote a cat !!! 336 00:19:36,439 --> 00:19:37,499 Excuse me. 337 00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:43,309 - How cute here! - True? 338 00:19:51,039 --> 00:19:52,549 - Ask! - Thanks! 339 00:19:53,999 --> 00:19:57,429 - Beautiful gym! - My little kingdom ... 340 00:19:57,879 --> 00:20:01,869 I do not invite anyone here ... But since you and I are colleagues. 341 00:20:02,039 --> 00:20:03,749 We?.. Colleagues? 342 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:07,659 Simone said that you and I have the same job. 343 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:10,509 She said, What am I interested in bodybuilding? 344 00:20:10,679 --> 00:20:13,059 Yeah that you walk to the gym in Milan .. 345 00:20:13,239 --> 00:20:16,029 ... and that you are special in bodybuilding. 346 00:20:17,399 --> 00:20:20,309 - See what muscles? - Congratulations! 347 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:26,109 - Which muscle do you like more? - I do not know. 348 00:20:28,399 --> 00:20:33,069 - Would you like to have a look? - No, let's not rush. 349 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:40,749 - It's deltoid, what do you say? - Deltoid, deltoid ... 350 00:20:43,919 --> 00:20:48,389 Look, the muscles are beautiful, when they are well pumped up! 351 00:20:49,479 --> 00:20:51,389 - Do not touch! - No? 352 00:20:51,559 --> 00:20:54,469 I'm in a pose ... Look into my eyes!.. 353 00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:58,029 - What do you see? - What should I see? 354 00:20:58,199 --> 00:21:01,269 C'mon, speak!.. Maybe steroids? 355 00:21:02,839 --> 00:21:03,749 - Yes. - No!.. 356 00:21:03,919 --> 00:21:06,189 You are mistaken I'm not a drug addict! .. 357 00:21:06,719 --> 00:21:07,939 Undress! 358 00:21:09,399 --> 00:21:12,189 - So right away? - I want to see. 359 00:21:13,319 --> 00:21:17,589 But I... I'm so ... not used to it! 360 00:21:17,799 --> 00:21:21,629 - Undress, stop breaking. - And no entry? 361 00:21:21,799 --> 00:21:23,269 Why is this still? 362 00:21:38,919 --> 00:21:40,309 Turn around 363 00:21:45,799 --> 00:21:47,949 You are too constrained and clamped. 364 00:21:48,239 --> 00:21:51,589 Now I will warm you up! 365 00:21:56,639 --> 00:22:01,429 “Have you been doing this for a long time?” “Yes ... Four or five months.” 366 00:22:01,839 --> 00:22:04,869 While my husband was hiding from justice. 367 00:22:05,319 --> 00:22:08,029 “Did you do it together?” - Sure! 368 00:22:08,479 --> 00:22:10,749 And I'm always alone ... So high. 369 00:22:10,919 --> 00:22:13,109 So you are a real egoist. 370 00:22:13,439 --> 00:22:17,629 Maybe we’ll try some pose? .. How much do you know? 371 00:22:17,999 --> 00:22:23,549 - Three, four, traditional ... - But only? 372 00:22:23,919 --> 00:22:26,709 My husband did not have much imagination. 373 00:22:27,919 --> 00:22:29,549 Do you know more? 374 00:22:29,759 --> 00:22:34,269 - Eighty-five - ninety! - Wow! .. Really? 375 00:22:34,679 --> 00:22:38,269 I'm not an amateur, I'm a professional! .. Let's try it. 376 00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:43,189 - Take a position! - Where is "here? 377 00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:44,869 Spread your legs. 378 00:22:45,599 --> 00:22:48,509 Right here?.. With this thing? 379 00:22:48,919 --> 00:22:52,749 Yes, you do not know how! .. And Simone said you were a master! 380 00:22:53,919 --> 00:22:57,069 Girlfriends are always exaggerating. 381 00:22:57,559 --> 00:23:02,499 I don’t know how you do it, I’m used to it the old fashioned way. 382 00:23:03,399 --> 00:23:06,749 Can't you start in bed? 383 00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:09,219 In the bed?.. And what to do there? 384 00:23:09,439 --> 00:23:12,949 - And what to do on this contraption? - Bodybuilding. 385 00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:14,709 Bodybuilding? 386 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,749 What's so funny? 387 00:23:20,519 --> 00:23:25,789 - Sorry, I misunderstood you. “What did you misunderstand?” 388 00:23:27,479 --> 00:23:30,349 You see I never went to the gym .. 389 00:23:30,519 --> 00:23:32,819 ... and gymnastics doesn't interest me! 390 00:23:32,999 --> 00:23:36,149 And the muscles disgust me! 391 00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:41,219 - Why did you come? - To make love. 392 00:23:41,399 --> 00:23:45,309 With whom? .. With me? .. Why didn’t you say right away? 393 00:23:45,599 --> 00:23:48,229 Do you want to go to bed? .. Yeah right now! 394 00:23:56,839 --> 00:23:59,109 Excuse me, I'm probably an amateur. 395 00:23:59,279 --> 00:24:02,509 Explain to me as a professional, what are you doing? 396 00:24:02,679 --> 00:24:05,309 I put on gloves and a protective shirt. 397 00:24:05,479 --> 00:24:08,509 This is for you... And no kisses on the lips. 398 00:24:10,479 --> 00:24:12,989 You make love in such equipment? 399 00:24:13,159 --> 00:24:18,349 With all the existing lethal illnesses I would also wear a spacesuit. 400 00:24:22,399 --> 00:24:24,269 Why are you getting dressed? 401 00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:31,069 - Where are you going? “I'm leaving! .. Immediately!” 402 00:24:31,239 --> 00:24:35,669 - You feel bad? - No, on the contrary, everything is fine! 403 00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:37,949 This is bad for you very bad! 404 00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:42,629 And in your eyes I really I see steroids, and not only there! 405 00:24:42,799 --> 00:24:45,829 You have them here in the brain, and it is visible! 406 00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:49,349 How did you determine? 407 00:25:01,799 --> 00:25:03,709 - Carlo! - What? 408 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:07,029 That you invited Signora Bozzi with his wife? 409 00:25:07,279 --> 00:25:09,739 Yes, there is one thing. 410 00:25:10,039 --> 00:25:12,949 Your usual business? .. Sorry, dear. 411 00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:20,589 - It cradles me, I can’t! - Quietly! .. And then they will immediately guess. 412 00:25:21,279 --> 00:25:23,229 - Shoes! - What are the shoes? 413 00:25:23,799 --> 00:25:27,829 “You have to take them off!” - We just bought them? 414 00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:31,269 Don't you know What do yachts go barefoot? 415 00:25:31,439 --> 00:25:33,589 Without heels my ass is failing! 416 00:25:33,759 --> 00:25:37,589 I hope you do not break the bottom of the yacht ... Go on. 417 00:25:37,759 --> 00:25:41,029 - And you will not shoot? “Can't you see I'm in moccasins?” 418 00:25:41,199 --> 00:25:44,949 You finally arrived! .. Signora Bozzi? 419 00:25:46,239 --> 00:25:49,309 - Very nice! - You can wear shoes! .. 420 00:25:49,559 --> 00:25:51,859 I redo the deck every half year! 421 00:25:52,039 --> 00:25:53,789 - Thanks!! - How are you? 422 00:25:53,959 --> 00:25:57,069 - This is my wife, Uchcha. - Really a wife? 423 00:25:57,239 --> 00:26:00,989 Wife, wife! .. Here are the rings. 424 00:26:01,239 --> 00:26:03,149 Carlo will you introduce us 425 00:26:03,319 --> 00:26:06,939 My sister Rita Countess Francalancha. 426 00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,749 - Good afternoon! - Signora Bozzi. 427 00:26:09,999 --> 00:26:11,709 - I am glad. - Well. 428 00:26:12,199 --> 00:26:15,549 “How is your husband doing?” - Do you know him? 429 00:26:15,799 --> 00:26:20,189 Of course I saw his photograph, seems to be in Capital. 430 00:26:20,399 --> 00:26:23,069 - Maybe. - No, no, in the Express! .. 431 00:26:23,239 --> 00:26:26,029 In between customers I always... 432 00:26:26,559 --> 00:26:28,989 - You feel bad? - She got a little sickness. 433 00:26:29,159 --> 00:26:31,229 - Want to sit down? - Painfully! 434 00:26:32,879 --> 00:26:35,259 Take a look ... He just got caught! 435 00:26:35,439 --> 00:26:39,749 - How lovely! - Disgusting. 436 00:26:41,239 --> 00:26:42,429 Just a miracle. 437 00:26:42,879 --> 00:26:47,669 How nice to feel the last flinching defenseless creatures! 438 00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:49,189 Amazing! 439 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,269 “Are you still feeling bad?” - No... 440 00:26:53,439 --> 00:26:56,909 My wife can't see how animals die. 441 00:26:57,079 --> 00:26:58,949 This is contrary to its principles. 442 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,419 “She's a Buddhist ?!” - No, about...! 443 00:27:01,719 --> 00:27:03,309 ... just a humanist! 444 00:27:03,479 --> 00:27:06,749 I have not shown my yacht yet not a single humanist. 445 00:27:06,919 --> 00:27:07,789 Will you allow 446 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:10,519 Of course, Uchcha, go ... Look at the yacht! 447 00:27:10,679 --> 00:27:11,509 Ask. 448 00:27:11,679 --> 00:27:13,189 - Dr. Bozzi? - Countess! 449 00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:17,749 I want to introduce our friends to you: lord and lord Donadoni. 450 00:27:17,999 --> 00:27:19,029 Very nice. 451 00:27:19,199 --> 00:27:21,869 Dr. Gianni Bozzi ... Business partner Carlo. 452 00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:22,869 Clear. 453 00:27:23,039 --> 00:27:25,389 “Anything to drink, dear?” - Let's go to. 454 00:27:25,559 --> 00:27:26,949 Yes with pleasure! 455 00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:31,749 Doctor, do you want to strengthen contact with Signor Pederchini? 456 00:27:31,919 --> 00:27:33,269 Yes... 457 00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:36,709 I got it, as soon as I saw your wife! 458 00:27:37,239 --> 00:27:38,069 How? 459 00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:41,109 What’s on her forehead? "import Export" ? 460 00:27:41,279 --> 00:27:44,589 Don’t worry, Signor Bozzi, nothing wrong,.. 461 00:27:44,759 --> 00:27:46,869 ... I went through this myself. 462 00:27:47,279 --> 00:27:48,469 Gone what? 463 00:27:48,719 --> 00:27:53,469 Everyone knows that Pederchini not indifferent to other people's wives. 464 00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:56,429 To others maybe but not mine! 465 00:27:56,919 --> 00:28:02,469 Signor Donadoni, are you betting questioned my decency ?! 466 00:28:03,799 --> 00:28:08,989 - And .. then you manage to make a deal? - W is given, succeeds. 467 00:28:09,399 --> 00:28:13,069 - Are you sure? “Yes ... It's a whole ritual.” 468 00:28:13,239 --> 00:28:14,219 - Really? - Yes. 469 00:28:14,399 --> 00:28:15,269 Tell me. 470 00:28:15,439 --> 00:28:18,469 At a certain hour, at a favorable moment ... 471 00:28:18,639 --> 00:28:22,749 ... the engineer will not have Deer grappa, his beloved. 472 00:28:23,999 --> 00:28:28,939 Then he will ask you to buy her and will be left alone with your wife. 473 00:28:29,239 --> 00:28:32,629 “Understood, deer grappa?” - Deer grappa. 474 00:28:32,799 --> 00:28:34,509 - It is this one. - Yes. 475 00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:40,589 I’ll buy him Elk too, and Kozlinu, what difference does it make to me! 476 00:28:41,039 --> 00:28:42,669 - Do you have experience? - Yes. 477 00:28:44,039 --> 00:28:47,149 This is a room for confidential meetings. 478 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:49,589 - Let's move on? - Thanks. 479 00:28:50,919 --> 00:28:54,229 - Here, here. - Sorry, what are you doing? 480 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:56,669 I didn’t want to push you. 481 00:28:56,959 --> 00:28:59,629 This is so that you do not fall, but if you don’t want to ... 482 00:28:59,799 --> 00:29:03,989 No, no, go on, it doesn’t bother me at all. 483 00:29:04,399 --> 00:29:07,389 - You are very pretty! - You too! 484 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,069 You have not told me your name yet? 485 00:29:10,239 --> 00:29:13,389 My name is Marisa Marise Dae Tre Fontane. 486 00:29:13,559 --> 00:29:20,589 So are you a marquise? .. Did your husband tell you about that businessman? 487 00:29:21,079 --> 00:29:23,989 Gianni said that I should be nice. 488 00:29:24,159 --> 00:29:26,909 I know, that I'm a little weird. 489 00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:29,629 Then if all three of us agree ... 490 00:29:29,879 --> 00:29:34,029 - Now three? “Me, you and your husband.” 491 00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:35,149 Carlo! 492 00:29:35,319 --> 00:29:38,669 I ordered from Truchido for nine, time to go! 493 00:29:39,599 --> 00:29:41,229 Do you know Truchido? 494 00:29:41,399 --> 00:29:45,749 It seems in such restaurants fed with all sorts of nastiness. 495 00:29:46,039 --> 00:29:48,989 But then you go there, and eat this muck. 496 00:29:49,159 --> 00:29:50,949 Exactly... Are you with us 497 00:29:51,119 --> 00:29:55,069 Of course, Countess, I love disgusting cuisine. 498 00:29:55,359 --> 00:29:56,949 So, we will be served: .. 499 00:29:57,119 --> 00:30:01,389 ... broth from a killer, pasta from scum, roast from scavenger, .. 500 00:30:01,559 --> 00:30:04,269 ... fish from a pervert, the skin of a dolphin ... 501 00:30:04,439 --> 00:30:05,269 It... 502 00:30:05,439 --> 00:30:07,789 - Like a pig with mussels? - Exactly! 503 00:30:07,959 --> 00:30:11,909 - Yes? - Then I still strudel from a maniac. 504 00:30:13,439 --> 00:30:15,469 - A bit of everything! - Perfectly! 505 00:30:15,639 --> 00:30:18,629 More pepper mostly on the head. 506 00:30:19,839 --> 00:30:23,309 There is nothing better than disgusting dishes. 507 00:30:23,639 --> 00:30:27,259 With pepper, this is too much! .. And with a head too! 508 00:30:27,919 --> 00:30:29,549 As always, fish. 509 00:30:30,839 --> 00:30:33,749 Caught in Rimini a real delicacy! 510 00:30:38,199 --> 00:30:40,869 From our sea very tasty! 511 00:30:46,079 --> 00:30:47,299 Give it a try! 512 00:30:47,799 --> 00:30:52,659 - Thank you, but I don’t want something! - Do not break, try at least one! 513 00:30:52,839 --> 00:30:59,429 “I completely forgot, but are you a humanist too?” “No, but I prefer a raid!” 514 00:31:01,479 --> 00:31:03,269 Banzai! 515 00:31:07,759 --> 00:31:11,539 - Martial arts? “I watched Karate Kid seven times.” 516 00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:20,989 Don’t worry, for the sake of such a thing I can swallow even a shark, or octopus. 517 00:31:21,159 --> 00:31:25,109 I'm not because of the fish ... He put his foot in me. 518 00:31:25,999 --> 00:31:29,509 Take it easy, engineer Pederichi washes his feet! 519 00:31:29,759 --> 00:31:34,109 Pepperini, I'm sorry that I tear you from this muck .. 520 00:31:34,439 --> 00:31:36,789 ... did you see my contract? 521 00:31:37,079 --> 00:31:41,309 That 40 billion businessman between Nepal and Bangladesh. 522 00:31:41,519 --> 00:31:46,189 Yes, but with branches in Sri Lanka, Laos and Accra. 523 00:31:46,439 --> 00:31:49,189 Sure, the beginning was great .. 524 00:31:49,519 --> 00:31:53,029 ... if we continue to have mutual understanding, think that ... 525 00:31:53,199 --> 00:31:55,789 Pederchini further will be even better! 526 00:32:01,359 --> 00:32:02,869 Who are you, joker? 527 00:32:03,039 --> 00:32:06,579 Pino Trikariko, theater actor, comedian, dreamer. 528 00:32:06,919 --> 00:32:07,869 Come in! 529 00:32:09,919 --> 00:32:11,749 How is the public? .. Hot? 530 00:32:11,919 --> 00:32:16,349 - Say something. “You must tell us!” 531 00:32:16,719 --> 00:32:19,229 Do you want, so we go crazy? 532 00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:22,109 We have no more strength! .. You have to talk! 533 00:32:22,279 --> 00:32:24,309 Do you want us to lose our appetite? 534 00:32:24,479 --> 00:32:25,909 Hell!.. Shut up you! 535 00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:28,029 - Shut up! - Stop it. 536 00:32:28,199 --> 00:32:29,749 Okay, I’ll tell you! 537 00:32:35,039 --> 00:32:38,069 It was like in the "Dynasty" ... When Ellen ... 538 00:32:38,239 --> 00:32:41,509 “Isn't Helene in Dallas?” - Do not interrupt her! 539 00:32:42,239 --> 00:32:43,709 Go on, Night. 540 00:32:44,479 --> 00:32:47,829 When Helen realized your dream of love ... 541 00:32:47,999 --> 00:32:50,949 ... and decided to hold unforgettable days on a father-in-law boat. 542 00:32:51,119 --> 00:32:53,149 - It was Senator Farla. “No, not him.” 543 00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:56,629 Yes, shut up you! .. She finally spoke! 544 00:32:56,799 --> 00:33:00,549 Night what happened on this damn boat? 545 00:33:02,799 --> 00:33:08,189 Merciless wave, lightning, and in an instant it was all over. 546 00:33:09,399 --> 00:33:12,389 My gustavo swallowed the sea creatures. 547 00:33:13,599 --> 00:33:16,909 And I was petrified with horror like a nerd. 548 00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:19,539 What did you do on this boat? 549 00:33:24,439 --> 00:33:26,789 - Cariola. - Cariola? 550 00:33:27,359 --> 00:33:30,709 Damn cariola, she ruined everything Damn it!.. 551 00:33:30,879 --> 00:33:37,029 “You shouldn't have done that!” “I said it was dangerous!” 552 00:33:37,199 --> 00:33:39,189 Do not touch her! 553 00:33:39,359 --> 00:33:42,149 When two love each other .. 554 00:33:42,319 --> 00:33:45,859 ... they have a reason to do cariola, that's all. 555 00:33:46,199 --> 00:33:47,669 That's all. 556 00:33:50,639 --> 00:33:53,749 Sorry, you will tell me when... 557 00:33:54,279 --> 00:33:55,389 When that? 558 00:33:55,919 --> 00:33:58,949 - When should I speak? - Yes, when you want. 559 00:34:00,359 --> 00:34:02,029 Wondeful, Duncheon! 560 00:34:21,759 --> 00:34:23,069 Very good!.. Lord ... 561 00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:28,069 No!.. No no no no. 562 00:34:36,559 --> 00:34:40,179 I see today we have a noble audience, hot, .. 563 00:34:40,359 --> 00:34:42,869 ... so I'll start with a pun. 564 00:34:43,079 --> 00:34:47,229 It’s necessary to freeze something, to melt the ice. 565 00:34:47,999 --> 00:34:51,189 Pun... freeze to melt the ice. 566 00:34:52,359 --> 00:34:53,629 This is complete nonsense. 567 00:34:53,799 --> 00:34:54,939 So you know .. 568 00:34:55,119 --> 00:34:59,389 ... why dwarfs never do not accept nudists in society? 569 00:34:59,879 --> 00:35:03,469 Because they are curious stick your nose everywhere! 570 00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,709 Since they are dwarfs, their nose is level ... 571 00:35:12,879 --> 00:35:15,989 - When will the performance begin? - He's already coming. 572 00:35:16,159 --> 00:35:17,749 There is another story .. 573 00:35:17,919 --> 00:35:22,629 ... a little fantastic about one worker from Turin. 574 00:35:22,799 --> 00:35:26,469 I will tell her in the Turin dialect. 575 00:35:26,639 --> 00:35:30,989 One worker from Turin is late to work and tells the boss: .. 576 00:35:31,159 --> 00:35:36,309 "A dog bit me on the leg, and I went to get the vaccine. " 577 00:35:36,479 --> 00:35:37,869 And the boss asks: .. 578 00:35:38,039 --> 00:35:41,949 "In hospital?" , and he replies: "No, no, in the ass. 579 00:35:42,959 --> 00:35:44,949 I do not see anything funny. 580 00:35:47,319 --> 00:35:48,589 What's the point? 581 00:35:50,119 --> 00:35:55,269 The boss meant the establishment, and the worker is part of the body. 582 00:35:56,599 --> 00:35:58,349 That's the pun. 583 00:35:59,679 --> 00:36:05,309 I've told, that the story is a little fantastic. 584 00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:10,349 There is one more awesome .. 585 00:36:10,519 --> 00:36:12,979 ... sometimes I remember her and laugh even at night. 586 00:36:13,159 --> 00:36:14,029 Very funny. 587 00:36:14,199 --> 00:36:18,029 One Signor Meets a Friend to the cemeteries and asks: .. 588 00:36:18,199 --> 00:36:19,469 "What happened?" 589 00:36:19,639 --> 00:36:21,709 He replies: "I'm going to bury my wife. 590 00:36:21,879 --> 00:36:24,549 Why is your whole face scratched? " 591 00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:28,499 He says: "Because she did not want to die!" 592 00:36:33,839 --> 00:36:37,269 The wife didn’t want, didn’t want to be buried .. 593 00:36:37,439 --> 00:36:41,669 ... because she was alive was completely against it. 594 00:36:42,999 --> 00:36:49,099 The comic moment begins precisely from this: did not want to. 595 00:36:49,639 --> 00:36:53,389 Not funny... You must make laugh. 596 00:36:53,999 --> 00:36:56,029 I accept any criticism .. 597 00:36:56,199 --> 00:36:59,629 ... but you have to say what do you want to hear. 598 00:36:59,799 --> 00:37:02,789 I tried enough ... Turning to the classics? 599 00:37:02,959 --> 00:37:06,149 I have a rich repertoire ... Want King Lear? 600 00:37:06,319 --> 00:37:07,869 Shakespeare is always Shakespeare. 601 00:37:08,039 --> 00:37:11,069 I start: "Blow the winds, open the sky!" 602 00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:12,869 - Where to blow? - Into the sky. 603 00:37:13,039 --> 00:37:14,789 - Why blow? - This is Shakespeare. 604 00:37:14,959 --> 00:37:20,109 - Sing if you can! .. There is an orchestra! - With pleasure, I give in to violence. 605 00:37:20,279 --> 00:37:23,979 I think, the moment has come for a musical break! 606 00:37:24,959 --> 00:37:26,309 I want to die!!! 607 00:37:26,599 --> 00:37:28,469 No, no, I don’t know this part .. 608 00:37:28,639 --> 00:37:31,349 ... but I will find it and turn it on in your repertoire. 609 00:37:31,519 --> 00:37:33,189 Maestro, do you know Champagne? 610 00:37:33,359 --> 00:37:34,579 - Dee Francha? - Exactly. 611 00:37:34,759 --> 00:37:37,059 - In what key? - F major. 612 00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:38,269 Good. 613 00:37:39,079 --> 00:37:42,389 We’ll drink champagne for our meeting, for you,.. 614 00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:44,939 ... even if you went to another, .. 615 00:37:45,119 --> 00:37:49,979 ... champagne reminds rainy evening, back to the past again. 616 00:38:19,639 --> 00:38:22,019 How did you recognize her son confused? 617 00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:25,819 Champagne... In what sense, signorina? 618 00:38:27,319 --> 00:38:29,069 Sing and don’t stop. 619 00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:32,629 ... For you, even though you went to another. 620 00:38:33,119 --> 00:38:36,549 This is our song ... Mine and Gustavo. 621 00:38:39,079 --> 00:38:41,109 Learned everything, sneak. 622 00:38:42,119 --> 00:38:47,549 “I knew absolutely nothing.” - Sing, don't pretend to be an idiot. 623 00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:49,229 Let's drink to a meeting ... 624 00:38:49,399 --> 00:38:52,149 There are only two possibilities: either dance or sing. 625 00:38:52,319 --> 00:38:55,429 But let me express pleasure in connection with .. 626 00:38:55,599 --> 00:38:59,589 ... that I see joy on your again the face that I became has become ... 627 00:38:59,759 --> 00:39:01,549 Otalo is closer, sneak. 628 00:39:02,879 --> 00:39:12,859 We will drink champagne for our meeting for you, even if you went to another. 629 00:39:14,159 --> 00:39:17,699 “What is the name of this fool?” - Cariko, Scariko ... 630 00:39:18,479 --> 00:39:22,749 “I see, Scariko.” “Let her entertain, he amused her.” 631 00:39:24,159 --> 00:39:27,269 What a hard callus on your cheek! 632 00:39:30,679 --> 00:39:34,299 - Too hot? - On the contrary, I do not have enough heat. 633 00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:36,949 Me too, Signorina Bovi. 634 00:39:37,279 --> 00:39:38,789 Call me Night. 635 00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,149 - What are you doing? - Improvising! 636 00:39:44,679 --> 00:39:47,139 You know, and you dance well scoundrel. 637 00:39:47,319 --> 00:39:51,949 I know the dance lives in me I do not dance, I create. 638 00:39:52,639 --> 00:39:54,829 Come on, I'll show you the gazebo. 639 00:39:54,999 --> 00:39:58,749 - There is a gazebo here! .. Come on! - Here, here. 640 00:40:10,599 --> 00:40:15,269 You see, Noche, I've always been located for love adventures. 641 00:40:15,439 --> 00:40:20,429 I was born in a country house ... Everyone knows what happens there! 642 00:40:20,799 --> 00:40:24,229 I know how the tarantula jumps how a donkey bites .. 643 00:40:24,399 --> 00:40:26,589 ... but cariola is the best !!! 644 00:40:26,799 --> 00:40:29,359 For us, cariola is like a drug! 645 00:40:29,799 --> 00:40:31,989 But it must be emphasized .. 646 00:40:32,279 --> 00:40:35,469 ... that constant touch to erogenous zones ... 647 00:40:35,679 --> 00:40:38,349 ...may cause to irreparable consequences. 648 00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:39,389 Do not worry. 649 00:40:39,559 --> 00:40:41,669 Say better do you like this cariola 650 00:40:41,839 --> 00:40:45,189 Crazy! .. In my opinion, it surpasses the Kama Sutra! 651 00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:49,709 After that tragedy, I’m still I didn’t feel such excitement! 652 00:40:49,879 --> 00:40:53,149 I feel like bride before the wedding! 653 00:40:53,359 --> 00:40:57,509 Was it a scene from the movie? .. I have no idea. 654 00:40:57,799 --> 00:41:01,749 And I could play a priest, but I do not have enough connections. 655 00:41:01,919 --> 00:41:04,109 Say what you want tell your night! 656 00:41:04,279 --> 00:41:07,949 Do you want to work in a movie? on television, in the theater, .. 657 00:41:08,119 --> 00:41:09,789 ... sing in La Scala? 658 00:41:09,959 --> 00:41:13,069 - You will sing in La Scala! - Enough! .. Enough, Night! 659 00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,509 You can't do this to me! 660 00:41:15,679 --> 00:41:18,469 Behind the mask of the actor a man is hiding !!! .. 661 00:41:18,639 --> 00:41:22,259 - At night, do not deceive me. “I was sincere.” 662 00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:26,309 I have 92 meat processing plants, .. 663 00:41:26,519 --> 00:41:29,109 ... four theaters in Italy, five in France .. 664 00:41:29,279 --> 00:41:31,989 ... Madison Garden, I don’t know where to put it. 665 00:41:32,159 --> 00:41:34,949 Madison Square Garden?! .. Where does Frank sing? 666 00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:38,549 - Do you want to sing there? “At night, don't say that! ..” 667 00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:40,109 Is that really true? 668 00:41:40,279 --> 00:41:43,749 After Cariola Woman can't lie to her man. 669 00:41:43,919 --> 00:41:46,589 I love you, Night! .. From the minute I saw it! 670 00:41:46,759 --> 00:41:49,269 - From the evening? - It doesn’t matter! .. And the television? 671 00:41:49,439 --> 00:41:50,749 - Four! - TV? 672 00:41:50,919 --> 00:41:52,869 - The channel! - I love you so much! 673 00:41:53,039 --> 00:41:55,269 - Prove it! - Will you allow it? 674 00:41:55,639 --> 00:41:58,469 Cariola !!! .. In October we are in Sistine! 675 00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:02,989 In January at the Manzoni Theater! .. In April in Madison! 676 00:42:03,319 --> 00:42:05,549 - And when to relax? - No rest! 677 00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:09,389 Holidays in June, closer to Hollywood! .. How are you doing with movie theaters? 678 00:42:09,559 --> 00:42:11,939 We have 15 of them ... Everything for Gustavo. 679 00:42:12,119 --> 00:42:13,549 How he loved the movie! 680 00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:17,789 Forget Gustavo, don’t think of him, he is no more !!! 681 00:42:19,599 --> 00:42:21,949 Nooo !!!! .. Gustavo !!! 682 00:42:22,159 --> 00:42:24,619 Whore!.. What are you doing here ... Cariola? .. 683 00:42:24,799 --> 00:42:28,869 - So do you remember your Gustavo? !!! - I thought you were dead !! 684 00:42:29,039 --> 00:42:33,229 Get out of here, trash! .. I have been sailing for 15 days! 685 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,279 - My admiration ... What did you see? - And what do you want? .. 686 00:42:36,439 --> 00:42:40,709 Who are you? .. Who? .. Say it or not? 687 00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:44,109 - No, please, don’t! - Who knows you? .. 688 00:42:45,879 --> 00:42:50,269 So you drown !! .. Bowie! .. Where are you? 689 00:42:50,599 --> 00:42:56,069 Violence is the life of Gustavo! .. And I? .. What will happen to me? 690 00:42:56,479 --> 00:43:00,549 I'll go to sleep at the hotel ... On a yacht, I feel dizzy. 691 00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:05,509 This whiskey turned your head ... The yacht has nothing to do with it. 692 00:43:05,799 --> 00:43:09,109 And you still drink? .. You drank almost nothing. 693 00:43:09,279 --> 00:43:13,509 “We are here for this!” - I didn’t drink alcohol at all! 694 00:43:15,479 --> 00:43:17,549 “Good night, Countess.” - Same to you. 695 00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:20,789 - Signora, all the best! - Bye, honey! 696 00:43:20,999 --> 00:43:22,509 How did I do it? 697 00:43:27,119 --> 00:43:30,549 Pederchini! .. The moon today is like in Brunei! 698 00:43:31,959 --> 00:43:34,259 We’ll talk about Brunei later. 699 00:43:35,119 --> 00:43:40,509 I'll go I'll put on something more suitable. 700 00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:50,179 It seems soon. 701 00:43:51,119 --> 00:43:55,029 Yes darling, a little later you will cheat on me. 702 00:43:55,559 --> 00:43:57,229 Listen, If you do not want to... 703 00:43:57,399 --> 00:43:59,549 How don't I want this? .. I don’t want to? 704 00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:01,989 I want, I want! .. You must! 705 00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:05,229 We are here ... 706 00:44:09,079 --> 00:44:10,189 Okay. 707 00:44:11,359 --> 00:44:16,909 Maybe then, when we get things done, let's go on a trip with you. 708 00:44:18,599 --> 00:44:21,909 What do you say with five billion can I relax? 709 00:44:22,079 --> 00:44:24,309 - Yes... “I'll take you to Capri!” 710 00:44:25,399 --> 00:44:28,229 No, not in Capri! .. Now everyone goes there! 711 00:44:28,399 --> 00:44:30,509 To Venice! .. Have you been to Venice? 712 00:44:32,079 --> 00:44:35,549 How many channels are there! .. More than Berlusconi! 713 00:44:36,039 --> 00:44:40,029 Listen, you kiss me before ... 714 00:44:46,639 --> 00:44:47,829 Sure. 715 00:44:52,679 --> 00:44:57,469 Here are the newlyweds in love and that is great! 716 00:44:58,519 --> 00:45:01,909 I wanted to treat you with grappa but grappa ... 717 00:45:02,079 --> 00:45:04,829 - ... It's over! - Well done, I guessed! 718 00:45:04,999 --> 00:45:10,829 Listen Bozzi, could you please buy one bottle of deer grappa? 719 00:45:13,519 --> 00:45:15,629 - It’s Deer? - Deer. 720 00:45:17,159 --> 00:45:22,279 Okay, I go back and forth well i went ... 721 00:45:22,439 --> 00:45:23,749 Do not hurry. 722 00:45:25,639 --> 00:45:30,309 Darling if I linger don’t worry, you are in good hands. 723 00:45:33,879 --> 00:45:35,509 Well, I have gone. 724 00:45:38,999 --> 00:45:41,669 Oh yes i leave here bag with a contract .. 725 00:45:41,839 --> 00:45:44,829 ... when I get back with grappa, maybe sign it ... 726 00:45:44,999 --> 00:45:47,299 - Then. - Then, then. 727 00:45:48,399 --> 00:45:50,029 I realized then! 728 00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:52,589 “Don't worry, Marcos!” - Then. 729 00:45:52,839 --> 00:45:55,909 Hell, can you just say that? 730 00:45:56,079 --> 00:46:00,789 Finally, we were left alone ... We can get to know each other better ... 731 00:46:03,399 --> 00:46:08,229 “Did something happen? .. are you trembling?” “No, it's just cold here!” 732 00:46:08,479 --> 00:46:12,949 True cool let's go inside? 733 00:46:14,759 --> 00:46:19,829 It’s warmer and more intimate! .. More intimate !! 734 00:46:30,039 --> 00:46:32,069 Please give grappa. 735 00:46:35,919 --> 00:46:39,269 - No, a bottle. “Are you from Pederchini?” 736 00:46:39,559 --> 00:46:43,789 - How do you know?! - Here is his yacht .. He loves grappa! 737 00:46:43,959 --> 00:46:45,509 - A deer? - Exactly. 738 00:46:46,039 --> 00:46:51,349 He has large reserves: for himself, for friends and for wives of friends. 739 00:46:57,559 --> 00:47:00,119 - How many? - Eighteen thousand. 740 00:47:00,599 --> 00:47:01,659 Keep the change. 741 00:47:01,839 --> 00:47:06,069 - At the cottage ... Everything will be fine. - Spit it out. 742 00:47:21,279 --> 00:47:24,389 Marisa! .. Marisa! .. Where are you going? 743 00:47:25,039 --> 00:47:27,949 - Vile pig! - What happened? 744 00:47:28,159 --> 00:47:33,789 He is a maniac, at first he eats alive octopus, then raw fish ... 745 00:47:33,959 --> 00:47:37,469 What is this about? .. The Japanese also eat raw fish, sushi! 746 00:47:37,639 --> 00:47:40,949 Yes, but the Japanese don't go crazy over juventus! 747 00:47:41,119 --> 00:47:42,069 Because of Juventus? 748 00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:45,629 He eats live octopuses and rooting for Juventus !!! 749 00:47:45,799 --> 00:47:48,669 OK, OK, calm down! .. I understood! 750 00:47:48,959 --> 00:47:51,389 He is for Juventos! .. What do you care? 751 00:47:51,559 --> 00:47:53,389 How is it, what? 752 00:47:53,559 --> 00:47:58,989 He wanted me to scream: "Go Juventus, Down with Roma!" 753 00:48:01,599 --> 00:48:03,469 So did you say that? .. Did you say so? 754 00:48:03,639 --> 00:48:04,669 - I AM? - You said? 755 00:48:04,839 --> 00:48:08,349 I weighed him two bream, from which he cannot come to his senses !! 756 00:48:08,519 --> 00:48:10,669 So I scream "down with Roma"! 757 00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:18,229 So wait, calm down, did you slap an engineer Pederchini? 758 00:48:18,399 --> 00:48:19,909 Yes, two! 759 00:48:20,199 --> 00:48:23,269 And then she started screaming: "Go ahead, Romaaa!" , .. 760 00:48:23,439 --> 00:48:26,949 ... because Roma is not only the command of my heart .. 761 00:48:27,119 --> 00:48:28,909 ... but also my love, my passion! 762 00:48:29,079 --> 00:48:30,349 Roma !!! 763 00:48:33,959 --> 00:48:38,509 And you ripped off the case five billion because of Roma? 764 00:48:39,439 --> 00:48:43,909 I sacrificed it for the sake of great sports passion! 765 00:48:44,679 --> 00:48:48,029 Now I will sacrifice you I’ll fry alive! 766 00:48:48,279 --> 00:48:50,109 Football hit her in the head! 767 00:48:50,279 --> 00:48:52,029 You get me a kick in the ass, .. 768 00:48:52,199 --> 00:48:54,869 ... if you don’t go work out its 5 million! 769 00:48:55,039 --> 00:48:58,389 Nerd! .. Get back on the yacht !! 770 00:48:59,599 --> 00:49:02,589 No!.. Fidelity is not for sale !!! 771 00:49:03,759 --> 00:49:05,869 - Ten millions! - No!!! 772 00:49:06,039 --> 00:49:07,749 - Fifteen. - No! 773 00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:09,789 OK I understood. 774 00:49:10,799 --> 00:49:15,589 “What? .. What do you want to do?” - To commit suicide ... 775 00:49:15,959 --> 00:49:19,429 “What else can I do?” - Stop joking! 776 00:49:20,199 --> 00:49:23,309 To joke?.. I am a business man! 777 00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,749 Rather, I strive to become one ... But I'm tired. 778 00:49:26,919 --> 00:49:31,709 I can not conclude a single deals, what can I do? .. 779 00:49:31,879 --> 00:49:35,829 - Kill yourself! - No! .. Please, come down! .. 780 00:49:35,999 --> 00:49:37,349 Are you crazy? 781 00:49:37,519 --> 00:49:39,789 Let's talk!.. Do not exaggerate!.. 782 00:49:39,959 --> 00:49:43,349 - Do not scare me, please! - Who is exaggerating? 783 00:49:44,519 --> 00:49:48,219 If I don’t do it, banks will take care of this, .. 784 00:49:48,399 --> 00:49:52,149 ... tenants, wives, Ferrari, together. 785 00:49:54,519 --> 00:49:59,229 I'm sorry because this is the case could fix everything. 786 00:50:00,999 --> 00:50:02,189 Well done. 787 00:50:02,399 --> 00:50:07,339 So I'll die singing: "Thanks, Roma" ... 788 00:50:08,799 --> 00:50:13,659 No, stop, don't jump! .. I beg you! .. I ask! 789 00:50:14,479 --> 00:50:15,949 Leave me alone. 790 00:50:16,439 --> 00:50:19,629 Get dressed ... I can’t look at you. 791 00:50:21,399 --> 00:50:23,229 Ok, ok, I'm coming ... Where to? 792 00:50:23,679 --> 00:50:24,899 To Pederchini. 793 00:50:26,959 --> 00:50:31,229 Look ... This is the check you gave me. 794 00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:36,549 - What are you doing? - I do not need him! 795 00:50:37,599 --> 00:50:41,589 Because I'm Marise de Tre Fontane devoted fan of Roma! 796 00:50:41,759 --> 00:50:47,069 I am disgusted to take money for I will scream "Forward Juventus" !!! 797 00:50:47,599 --> 00:50:52,229 What have you come to it's like an oath! 798 00:50:53,439 --> 00:50:54,789 Do not exaggerate. 799 00:51:03,319 --> 00:51:07,869 You know what I'll tell you? .. You're right, I'm really a nerd. 800 00:51:20,399 --> 00:51:25,589 Well, Go Forward Juventus Down ... 801 00:51:25,799 --> 00:51:26,989 No no! 802 00:51:27,479 --> 00:51:30,429 Say nothing more not necessary! 803 00:51:30,759 --> 00:51:38,509 For many years I have been waiting for a woman which could for the sake of passion .. 804 00:51:39,559 --> 00:51:44,829 ... even for sports, make any sacrifice. 805 00:51:46,639 --> 00:51:49,069 I feel, I already love her. 806 00:51:50,279 --> 00:51:52,789 Marizuccia! .. Excuse me. 807 00:51:53,759 --> 00:51:56,669 I would like to know you better Wait!.. 808 00:51:56,839 --> 00:52:01,269 - Do not say no. “Actually, I came to say yes.” 809 00:52:01,999 --> 00:52:08,829 Tell me when the time is right when we are away, away from everyone. 810 00:52:10,039 --> 00:52:14,469 My lovely, do you know itaka 811 00:52:15,919 --> 00:52:17,189 Ita what? 812 00:52:19,999 --> 00:52:23,109 Uchcha? .. Uchcha, my love! .. I woke you up? 813 00:52:23,479 --> 00:52:26,949 Listen, I'm sorry ... Everything is good? 814 00:52:27,479 --> 00:52:30,949 Everything is good... This time the job is done. 815 00:52:31,839 --> 00:52:35,789 Listen about the Ferrari, buy two Testarosses! 816 00:52:35,999 --> 00:52:39,909 Alone in the morning another for the evening. 817 00:52:42,079 --> 00:52:46,989 Book apartments on Wall Otrit, I’ll soon build a house and buy a shop. 818 00:52:51,359 --> 00:52:54,109 Oh God, Lord! .. Marisa! 819 00:52:54,279 --> 00:52:57,629 Pederchini! .. Pederchini! .. Marisa! 820 00:52:57,879 --> 00:53:03,069 Gianni! .. Gianni! .. Carlo will take me ... 821 00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,189 What is that place called? 822 00:53:05,359 --> 00:53:07,589 “Ithaca, my love.” - To Ithaca! 823 00:53:07,839 --> 00:53:13,189 - And my contract? - The contract? .. Here it is! .. Here! 824 00:53:17,199 --> 00:53:19,549 Oh my God, you hit him in the head! 825 00:53:20,919 --> 00:53:24,619 Do not worry about him ... Let's think about us better, darling! 826 00:53:24,799 --> 00:53:26,109 Ciao !!! 827 00:53:27,639 --> 00:53:29,589 Bastards! 828 00:53:37,599 --> 00:53:39,589 Just look! 829 00:53:40,279 --> 00:53:45,029 What does Gianni Bozzi do sad and lonely on the shore of Rimini? 830 00:53:45,199 --> 00:53:49,349 Your brother left and took with him my wife and my hopes. 831 00:53:49,679 --> 00:53:51,389 They drove off to Ithaca. 832 00:53:52,039 --> 00:53:55,149 No wonder my brother is crazy. 833 00:53:55,359 --> 00:53:59,669 Therefore we suspended him from managing our finances. 834 00:53:59,839 --> 00:54:03,749 “Could you repeat it?” “Carlo has nothing else.” 835 00:54:03,919 --> 00:54:07,949 Publications, industry, banks, everything is translated into me! 836 00:54:08,919 --> 00:54:13,909 So ... Do you sign contracts now? 837 00:54:14,519 --> 00:54:17,589 Sure!.. It all depends on me. 838 00:54:18,919 --> 00:54:22,989 Including trade with Sri Lanka and Brunei. 839 00:54:24,519 --> 00:54:29,829 Countess, if you want, I will scream: "Long live Juventus!" 840 00:54:30,039 --> 00:54:32,829 Long live the old woman! 841 00:54:33,759 --> 00:54:35,429 No, sorry, what are you talking about! 842 00:54:35,599 --> 00:54:41,939 I'm not interested in team sport ... I prefer doubles! 843 00:54:43,199 --> 00:54:46,389 Why don't we talk in your suite? 844 00:54:46,599 --> 00:54:49,949 To make it more convenient to sign a contract! 845 00:54:50,399 --> 00:54:51,829 And about Ithaca too. 846 00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:57,279 I have long been waiting for such an event! 847 00:55:16,599 --> 00:55:20,709 Fetuccini! .. Bring some jam. 848 00:55:23,959 --> 00:55:27,269 Eat, eat, Gusta, you need to recover, .. 849 00:55:27,519 --> 00:55:32,229 ... gain strength after all, what happened to you! 850 00:55:33,679 --> 00:55:35,029 What happened to him? 851 00:55:37,479 --> 00:55:41,309 Yugoslav smugglers, they mocked him. 852 00:55:42,319 --> 00:55:45,349 - What did they do? - Tied it with a knot. 853 00:55:47,759 --> 00:55:50,949 Yugoslav smugglers such a tradition. 854 00:55:51,199 --> 00:55:53,389 They always tortured people like that. 855 00:55:53,559 --> 00:55:58,269 Is he still here, this buffoon? .. Give him the money and send him away! 856 00:55:58,599 --> 00:56:00,899 Actually, I’m still did not finish the negotiations ... 857 00:56:01,079 --> 00:56:04,109 ... with Signorina about Madison Square Garden. 858 00:56:04,319 --> 00:56:06,549 What negotiations? .. Which Madison? 859 00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:08,829 Go to hell! 860 00:56:09,519 --> 00:56:13,349 - No, a minute, I want to try. - Try it? .. 861 00:56:14,199 --> 00:56:17,309 - What to try? “Gustavo, don't be angry.” 862 00:56:17,839 --> 00:56:20,269 You had a new experience in the Adriatic, and I... 863 00:56:20,439 --> 00:56:22,149 What other experience? .. What kind of experience? 864 00:56:22,319 --> 00:56:23,869 They nearly killed me! 865 00:56:24,039 --> 00:56:27,149 This is also an experience! .. I need my experience! 866 00:56:27,359 --> 00:56:29,949 - What are you talking about? - See this amoeba? 867 00:56:30,119 --> 00:56:33,029 - Amoebu? - Amoeba, amoeba. 868 00:56:33,399 --> 00:56:37,099 He brought me back a smile when I already lost hope! 869 00:56:37,279 --> 00:56:41,469 Now I have to understand ... It's him, and it's you, who is my man? 870 00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:46,989 - It's me, Noche, I'm your man !!! - Ai dont know, may darlin ... Let's go. 871 00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:51,829 Sorry, Signor Gustavo, but you now on the other side, in Yugoslavia! 872 00:56:51,999 --> 00:56:54,189 I'll kill you!.. Night! .. Night! 873 00:56:54,399 --> 00:56:57,029 Stop!.. Stop !! 874 00:56:57,199 --> 00:56:58,909 Come back! .. Take it easy! 875 00:56:59,079 --> 00:57:02,509 Do not shout! .. Otherwise, she will then reproach you! 876 00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:04,029 Listen to us. 877 00:57:22,959 --> 00:57:25,229 - I already gave! - Arnaldo! 878 00:57:27,159 --> 00:57:28,549 Andrea! 879 00:57:29,959 --> 00:57:33,229 U give me i accepted you for a beggar from the parish! 880 00:57:33,399 --> 00:57:34,349 I thought so! 881 00:57:34,519 --> 00:57:39,069 How long have you been in Rimini? .. Lousy wretch! 882 00:57:39,599 --> 00:57:43,429 “I'm passing through here.” - How is the mission in the southern forests? 883 00:57:43,599 --> 00:57:46,589 - Are the animals okay? “I left them.” 884 00:57:46,959 --> 00:57:47,789 Really? 885 00:57:47,959 --> 00:57:51,659 The vicar sent me on a new mission to Finland, to the Laplanders! 886 00:57:51,839 --> 00:57:54,589 And I decided to visit my brother .. 887 00:57:54,799 --> 00:57:59,819 ... this beautiful city this clean air! 888 00:58:01,719 --> 00:58:03,389 Nothing, do not pay attention. 889 00:58:03,559 --> 00:58:06,389 What a beautiful cape! .. Is this Armani? .. 890 00:58:07,559 --> 00:58:10,309 “Will you sell it to me?” - This is my cassock. 891 00:58:10,639 --> 00:58:13,069 Go, go, get dressed! .. Come on! 892 00:58:13,719 --> 00:58:15,469 “Is she a Protestant?” - Flemish. 893 00:58:15,639 --> 00:58:17,629 Come on, holy one, let's go have breakfast! 894 00:58:17,799 --> 00:58:20,229 Sure, it's all God's lambs. 895 00:58:20,799 --> 00:58:23,989 I must say they are beautiful, these god's sheep! 896 00:58:24,639 --> 00:58:28,149 And Louise, your wife, how's it going? 897 00:58:28,319 --> 00:58:31,189 “My wife? .. She's gone!” - She is resting? 898 00:58:31,399 --> 00:58:34,549 No, she left with Eros ... Do you remember him? 899 00:58:34,839 --> 00:58:37,629 “With Eros? .. With that painter?” - Yes Yes. 900 00:58:37,799 --> 00:58:40,509 But he had a wife and four children. 901 00:58:40,679 --> 00:58:44,349 Eros's wife went to Adriano and is already pregnant. 902 00:58:44,679 --> 00:58:48,549 - Adriano is a pediatrician? “Yes, yes, brother Lino.” 903 00:58:48,879 --> 00:58:50,019 Lino, Lino. 904 00:58:50,199 --> 00:58:53,269 He fled to Bellaria with Lauretta, do you remember lauretta 905 00:58:53,439 --> 00:58:54,269 Lauretta? 906 00:58:54,439 --> 00:58:58,509 Yes, I remember, second cousin Kara, which was with Oddo! 907 00:58:58,679 --> 00:58:59,589 Yes, Oddo. 908 00:58:59,759 --> 00:59:01,829 - Where did you come from? - From Australia! 909 00:59:01,999 --> 00:59:06,429 “You don't know the last joke?” “But I know two about carabinieri!” 910 00:59:06,599 --> 00:59:09,549 But do you remember Oddo? .. What a womanizer he was! 911 00:59:09,719 --> 00:59:13,629 He was a big mischief but I forgave him all his sins ... 912 00:59:13,799 --> 00:59:19,069 He completely lost his head ... Cohabits with one choreographer. 913 00:59:19,879 --> 00:59:21,189 - Oddo? - Yes. 914 00:59:21,719 --> 00:59:27,509 He was a real big hero ... And he lives with a ho ... choreographer? .. 915 00:59:28,199 --> 00:59:32,109 - I won’t forgive him any more sins! - That's right. 916 00:59:32,279 --> 00:59:34,109 Because with these sheep ... 917 00:59:34,279 --> 00:59:35,669 - Pick up the phone. - Good. 918 00:59:35,839 --> 00:59:39,029 I know who it is! .. Every morning the same thing. 919 00:59:39,239 --> 00:59:42,389 - Peace and peace to you! - Go to hell, to hell! 920 00:59:42,559 --> 00:59:45,589 Put it on, put it on! .. This is Lorella, my wife. 921 00:59:45,799 --> 00:59:51,509 Every morning he calls and threatens me ... Requires child support! .. Scum! 922 00:59:52,919 --> 00:59:53,979 Clear. 923 00:59:54,399 --> 00:59:56,509 And at work, at least order at work? 924 00:59:56,679 --> 00:59:59,109 Things are good... I am the head of the department! 925 00:59:59,279 --> 01:00:00,109 Good! 926 01:00:00,279 --> 01:00:02,629 Do you remember the director’s older sister? 927 01:00:02,799 --> 01:00:06,189 - I have made progress. - Well, stop it, shut up, shut up! 928 01:00:06,359 --> 01:00:09,109 - Aufiderzein! - Bye, beauty! 929 01:00:10,599 --> 01:00:11,709 Ciao! 930 01:00:12,039 --> 01:00:15,709 You have the look of a true priest! .. A hypocritical screen! 931 01:00:15,879 --> 01:00:17,909 Who knows about your exploits! 932 01:00:18,159 --> 01:00:22,149 How many natives did you find in the forest as a missionary? 933 01:00:22,399 --> 01:00:25,989 Have you ever seen a real native? 934 01:00:26,159 --> 01:00:26,989 No! 935 01:00:27,159 --> 01:00:31,869 Because if you see her, your progress will slow down immediately! 936 01:00:58,319 --> 01:01:02,019 Hello, Signor Praetor! .. I heard you were in the hospital? 937 01:01:02,199 --> 01:01:03,709 What happened to you? 938 01:01:03,879 --> 01:01:07,419 - What happened to you? “Nothing! .. Routine inspection.” 939 01:01:07,599 --> 01:01:10,869 That is, I went to check the work of the local hospital. 940 01:01:11,039 --> 01:01:12,099 That's all! 941 01:01:13,399 --> 01:01:16,109 - What are you doing? - It’s my fault! .. 942 01:01:16,279 --> 01:01:18,659 Hang some sign a tablet, a board! 943 01:01:18,839 --> 01:01:23,429 - I take sand baths! - In public places they are prohibited! 944 01:01:23,599 --> 01:01:26,429 He is already making up new articles in the law! 945 01:01:27,159 --> 01:01:29,749 What happened to him?.. Crazy! 946 01:01:30,399 --> 01:01:33,269 “He's kind of weird!” - Not your own! 947 01:01:35,439 --> 01:01:37,269 One, two. 948 01:01:40,599 --> 01:01:42,509 Hello how are you doing? 949 01:01:42,839 --> 01:01:46,149 - Who you are? “You won't recognize me?” 950 01:01:46,679 --> 01:01:48,389 I am a girl from the forest! 951 01:01:48,599 --> 01:01:52,139 Yesterday I called you an ambulance, When did you feel bad! 952 01:01:52,319 --> 01:01:56,149 It was optional Nevertheless thank you. 953 01:01:56,319 --> 01:01:59,269 Now go away this is a private lesson .. 954 01:01:59,439 --> 01:02:03,349 ... and I want to swim in complete peace. 955 01:02:03,559 --> 01:02:09,309 “Why are you so bad?” - And why are you so shameless? .. 956 01:02:09,679 --> 01:02:13,789 Do not be ashamed to go in such a bikini. 957 01:02:14,399 --> 01:02:17,629 You can see everything it is very indecent! 958 01:02:18,119 --> 01:02:20,309 But these are branded things! 959 01:02:20,759 --> 01:02:24,149 You know what, better than a bikini not branded, but from one thing! 960 01:02:24,319 --> 01:02:26,349 From one? .. What should I take off then? 961 01:02:26,519 --> 01:02:27,429 Do not be smart! 962 01:02:27,599 --> 01:02:30,749 Well, the character! .. How does your wife endure you? 963 01:02:30,919 --> 01:02:32,789 When I get married I'll let you know! 964 01:02:32,959 --> 01:02:38,229 Now go away, let me swim alone, I train. 965 01:02:40,039 --> 01:02:43,109 One, two, one, two ... 966 01:03:14,839 --> 01:03:18,149 - Who is it? - Signor praetor! 967 01:03:20,679 --> 01:03:22,669 Bring back my swimming trunks! .. Scum. 968 01:03:22,839 --> 01:03:25,509 Give them to me, please. 969 01:03:26,839 --> 01:03:30,029 Give me the swimming trunks! .. I will declare on you. 970 01:03:30,199 --> 01:03:31,549 Goodbye! 971 01:03:39,119 --> 01:03:41,629 Duty on the beach! .. Excuse me. 972 01:03:41,799 --> 01:03:44,359 - Hello, Signor Praetor! - Good afternoon! 973 01:03:44,519 --> 01:03:45,739 Hello. 974 01:03:47,799 --> 01:03:49,349 What situation. 975 01:03:57,919 --> 01:04:01,229 Raphael!.. Take it off as soon as it comes out! 976 01:04:01,639 --> 01:04:03,709 Are you naked men shocking? 977 01:04:03,879 --> 01:04:05,709 Actually, I like women! 978 01:04:05,879 --> 01:04:08,709 If it starts to get dark photos will not work! 979 01:04:08,879 --> 01:04:11,789 He will be out soon! .. It starts to get colder! 980 01:04:11,999 --> 01:04:13,139 We will see! 981 01:04:24,519 --> 01:04:27,269 It is with me that had to happen! 982 01:04:27,439 --> 01:04:31,549 Thick, stop it! .. You are breaking our hearts! 983 01:04:31,719 --> 01:04:34,069 - Yes Yes. - Get a hold of yourself!.. 984 01:04:34,279 --> 01:04:37,949 - The night was repulsed, a conflict arose. - What conflict? .. 985 01:04:38,119 --> 01:04:40,679 She pointed my horns that’s the conflict! 986 01:04:40,839 --> 01:04:42,669 You have to put up! 987 01:04:43,319 --> 01:04:45,879 In the courtyard of the second millennium, that happens! 988 01:04:46,039 --> 01:04:49,229 - Even Alberoni speaks about it. “Yes, really, Alberoni!” 989 01:04:49,399 --> 01:04:53,749 - What else is Alberoni? - Unknown, it seems one psychiatrist. 990 01:04:54,599 --> 01:04:56,899 Yes, you will not envy him! 991 01:05:00,559 --> 01:05:04,309 - Gustavo? “The night! .. I'm listening.” 992 01:05:11,599 --> 01:05:12,949 The night? 993 01:05:14,319 --> 01:05:16,749 Do you want me to say? 994 01:05:17,559 --> 01:05:20,789 No... I myself! 995 01:05:29,399 --> 01:05:30,619 Thick ... 996 01:05:37,159 --> 01:05:38,299 Yes? 997 01:05:38,559 --> 01:05:40,989 I want it for real to make love. 998 01:05:41,159 --> 01:05:43,459 How?.. We did this for 6 hours? 999 01:05:43,639 --> 01:05:44,749 Come to me, darling! 1000 01:05:44,919 --> 01:05:47,069 Thank God!.. Finally we all settled! 1001 01:05:47,239 --> 01:05:49,269 I set a new record! 1002 01:05:49,679 --> 01:05:51,869 Risking my life I could even improve it! 1003 01:05:52,039 --> 01:05:54,109 Scariko nothing just happens! 1004 01:05:54,279 --> 01:05:55,869 You will understand later. 1005 01:05:56,079 --> 01:05:58,909 Night with Gustavo for three days do not interrupt! 1006 01:05:59,079 --> 01:06:02,509 Amazing! .. It is hard to imagine! 1007 01:06:04,839 --> 01:06:08,459 Brothers Bowie, I'm sorry but I have to stress .. 1008 01:06:08,639 --> 01:06:13,429 ... what is your sister’s behavior by it was insulting to me. 1009 01:06:13,599 --> 01:06:17,509 Anyway, the performance must continue. 1010 01:06:18,079 --> 01:06:22,349 Maybe somebody Will I be paid a reward? 1011 01:06:24,919 --> 01:06:27,949 Manzo! .. Have you prepared a reward? 1012 01:06:31,599 --> 01:06:32,429 Yes! 1013 01:06:32,759 --> 01:06:35,589 Here are two kilograms 800 grams of meat! 1014 01:06:35,999 --> 01:06:37,109 Yes? 1015 01:06:41,639 --> 01:06:45,029 I usually get paid foreign or foreign currency. 1016 01:06:45,199 --> 01:06:46,989 My rate is much higher. 1017 01:06:47,759 --> 01:06:53,509 In any case, the main thing that I returned smile to a beautiful Italian family! 1018 01:06:57,639 --> 01:07:00,099 Is there a bone for the broth here? 1019 01:07:00,519 --> 01:07:03,029 Morelli! .. It's time to have dinner! 1020 01:07:03,199 --> 01:07:04,339 You are walking? 1021 01:07:04,879 --> 01:07:07,339 Thanks, I'm not hungry! 1022 01:07:07,719 --> 01:07:12,739 Prefer a little more swim ... It helps with arthritis. 1023 01:07:13,319 --> 01:07:17,669 “I told you he was crazy!” - I think he has problems with his head. 1024 01:07:17,839 --> 01:07:19,629 You heard? 1025 01:07:19,879 --> 01:07:23,109 How to swim at such a time with arthritis? 1026 01:07:23,279 --> 01:07:26,189 Morelli, come out! .. You’ll get sick! 1027 01:07:26,359 --> 01:07:27,749 Get out of the water! 1028 01:08:18,879 --> 01:08:20,749 Help! 1029 01:08:21,799 --> 01:08:22,909 Awful 1030 01:08:23,119 --> 01:08:25,229 It looks like the initial stage of frostbite. 1031 01:08:25,399 --> 01:08:27,389 He stayed in the water for 1 7 hours. 1032 01:08:27,599 --> 01:08:30,749 He got on the net alone fishing boat. 1033 01:08:30,919 --> 01:08:36,829 1 7 hours in the water! .. Signor praetor, signor praetor! 1034 01:08:37,399 --> 01:08:41,629 Wake up, wake up! .. You are saved! 1035 01:08:41,839 --> 01:08:43,949 - Who is it? - It's me, your Piedimonte ... 1036 01:08:44,119 --> 01:08:45,949 How do you feel? 1037 01:08:46,719 --> 01:08:49,589 I feel, I feel pretty good ... 1038 01:08:51,479 --> 01:08:53,909 Here, here, here on a chair. 1039 01:08:54,159 --> 01:08:58,229 What happened to you?.. What have you been doing in water for so long? 1040 01:08:59,039 --> 01:09:02,909 Because I was taking sand baths. 1041 01:09:03,239 --> 01:09:04,069 In water? 1042 01:09:04,239 --> 01:09:08,749 Mud, mud and sand, with wet sand. 1043 01:09:09,359 --> 01:09:13,549 Sand baths help me a lot ... I want to go home. 1044 01:09:13,719 --> 01:09:15,829 - Take your clothes. - I'm going to take it. 1045 01:09:15,999 --> 01:09:17,429 No no, sister will bring. 1046 01:09:17,599 --> 01:09:18,739 - My sister? - Nun! 1047 01:09:18,919 --> 01:09:20,139 A nun from Monza? 1048 01:09:20,319 --> 01:09:23,989 I'll write you a sedative and better tonic! 1049 01:09:24,159 --> 01:09:26,989 And go home ... Call a taxi? 1050 01:09:27,719 --> 01:09:29,149 I'll take him! 1051 01:09:32,759 --> 01:09:36,299 This is me involuntary reason Signor Praetor's failures! 1052 01:09:36,479 --> 01:09:40,179 I have a car here ... I will be happy to take him! 1053 01:09:40,359 --> 01:09:45,109 This is the signorina that I spoke of ... The one with the cat. 1054 01:09:46,199 --> 01:09:50,629 - Lola Sarti. - Dr. Piedimonti ... Very nice. 1055 01:09:51,559 --> 01:09:54,469 Take two tablets before ... - ... food? 1056 01:09:54,679 --> 01:09:57,029 - No, before ... “... by how to go to the toilet?” 1057 01:09:57,199 --> 01:09:59,109 - Before, before ... - ... sleep? 1058 01:09:59,279 --> 01:10:02,509 Yes, see! .. This is a real torpedo! 1059 01:10:06,319 --> 01:10:08,619 Are you still angry with me, Gildo? 1060 01:10:08,799 --> 01:10:12,389 Do not call me Gildo ... Have we switched to "you"? .. 1061 01:10:12,719 --> 01:10:16,749 “We have never even eaten together.” “Is that an invitation?” 1062 01:10:16,999 --> 01:10:20,229 - I even think ... - With pleasure! 1063 01:10:38,879 --> 01:10:42,869 - What are you doing? - Lick like me. 1064 01:10:43,079 --> 01:10:44,429 How? 1065 01:10:48,839 --> 01:10:50,149 What kind of taste? 1066 01:10:52,159 --> 01:10:56,789 It seems like a lemon. 1067 01:10:57,239 --> 01:10:58,629 It is a taste of love. 1068 01:10:58,999 --> 01:11:01,149 Close your eyes and open your mouth. 1069 01:11:01,319 --> 01:11:02,789 What do you want to do? 1070 01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:04,749 - Eat this ... - What? 1071 01:11:04,919 --> 01:11:06,139 - Mussel. - Which one? 1072 01:11:06,319 --> 01:11:08,699 And imagine what do you eat me 1073 01:11:14,039 --> 01:11:15,149 How? 1074 01:11:16,359 --> 01:11:23,469 It seems a little a little harsh. 1075 01:11:24,039 --> 01:11:26,229 - Want more? - No! 1076 01:11:26,559 --> 01:11:29,869 I would like to go straight to the fruit. 1077 01:12:02,639 --> 01:12:07,029 Gildo, my fork fell under the table ... Pick her up, please. 1078 01:12:07,199 --> 01:12:09,829 Where?.. Now. 1079 01:12:10,599 --> 01:12:12,789 - There below? - Yes. 1080 01:12:17,319 --> 01:12:19,829 Gildo! .. Gildo, what are you doing? 1081 01:12:19,999 --> 01:12:22,229 Nothing, took the plug. 1082 01:12:22,479 --> 01:12:24,939 I hope didn't you look at my legs? 1083 01:12:25,119 --> 01:12:26,099 Who am I?.. No. 1084 01:12:26,279 --> 01:12:28,109 I don’t wear panties. 1085 01:12:28,879 --> 01:12:33,669 And it seemed to me that they you had black with villi. 1086 01:12:33,959 --> 01:12:35,869 “Gildo, see those two?” - Where? 1087 01:12:36,039 --> 01:12:38,389 “That tall one? .. Look. - Yes. 1088 01:12:38,559 --> 01:12:42,829 Once he stopped me, touched me my ass and said: "Beautiful ass!" 1089 01:12:42,999 --> 01:12:47,349 What's bad about it?.. This is a typical compliment in Romagna ... 1090 01:12:47,519 --> 01:12:50,669 - I think there are good people here? - No, they are like animals. 1091 01:12:50,839 --> 01:12:52,989 “You must teach them a lesson.” - I AM? 1092 01:12:53,159 --> 01:12:55,619 “Aren't you the guardian of the law?” - Yes, but ... 1093 01:12:55,799 --> 01:12:59,029 Otherwise, I’ll do it myself! .. You have disappointed me! 1094 01:12:59,199 --> 01:13:01,269 I thought, that you too are in love with me! 1095 01:13:01,439 --> 01:13:05,869 But I love .., love .., Lola, wait, wait a minute. 1096 01:13:09,599 --> 01:13:12,059 - Listen, see that shorty? - Yes. 1097 01:13:12,239 --> 01:13:16,789 He said you are three asses and that if he comes out, he’ll hit you! 1098 01:13:24,199 --> 01:13:25,469 Lola! 1099 01:13:28,039 --> 01:13:31,989 - What do you want? “What are you going to do to us?” 1100 01:13:32,279 --> 01:13:33,109 I AM? 1101 01:13:33,279 --> 01:13:35,739 Nothing, I just said a compliment. 1102 01:13:35,919 --> 01:13:38,869 - Wottebe a compliment! - How do you talk? .. 1103 01:13:39,039 --> 01:13:40,469 Pick up the expressions! 1104 01:13:40,639 --> 01:13:42,829 This is slander I will sue, perhaps. 1105 01:13:42,999 --> 01:13:44,109 On whom? 1106 01:13:45,479 --> 01:13:47,989 - Turn around. - I do not want... 1107 01:13:52,319 --> 01:13:53,379 Now it's my turn! 1108 01:13:53,559 --> 01:13:56,389 Wait, Now it's the turn of this signor. 1109 01:13:56,559 --> 01:13:58,589 What did you want to do to us? 1110 01:13:59,719 --> 01:14:02,429 - Can you swim with an hatchet? - Not really. 1111 01:14:02,639 --> 01:14:05,149 Then it's time to learn. 1112 01:14:09,519 --> 01:14:11,309 Help, help. 1113 01:14:16,439 --> 01:14:20,709 Kind heart of my jesus I love more. 1114 01:14:21,079 --> 01:14:27,549 Rimini, my city of Rimini how beautiful you are ... 1115 01:14:28,919 --> 01:14:34,949 For help!.. Help! .. Help! 1116 01:14:35,679 --> 01:14:38,549 - I'm going! - Help! 1117 01:14:38,879 --> 01:14:42,709 - Food, hold on! - Faster Faster! 1118 01:14:43,319 --> 01:14:46,829 “I'm flying! .. Already here!” - Help! 1119 01:14:46,999 --> 01:14:48,949 I'm here, grab hold. 1120 01:14:49,959 --> 01:14:55,309 - Help ... help. - Yes. 1121 01:14:55,479 --> 01:14:57,309 - I can not anymore. - I'm coming! 1122 01:14:57,479 --> 01:15:00,669 Get me out please Help... 1123 01:15:02,639 --> 01:15:03,829 Help. 1124 01:15:13,079 --> 01:15:14,029 What did you do? 1125 01:15:14,199 --> 01:15:18,549 I swam, jellyfish attacked me look! 1126 01:15:18,759 --> 01:15:20,789 Sorry, can you ... 1127 01:15:21,079 --> 01:15:24,229 - Look, here, here, here! - I cant. 1128 01:15:24,399 --> 01:15:27,789 - Look here, here! - I can’t ... see! 1129 01:15:28,919 --> 01:15:33,509 Look! .. Everything’s on fire with me! .. It's like the fire of Sant Antonio! 1130 01:15:33,679 --> 01:15:36,629 This is the temptation the temptation of Sant Anthony! 1131 01:15:36,799 --> 01:15:40,149 She burns and changes color! .. I read in the encyclical ... 1132 01:15:40,319 --> 01:15:41,829 In the encyclopedia ... 1133 01:15:42,079 --> 01:15:45,349 Jellyfish have such poison that the skin turns blue! 1134 01:15:45,519 --> 01:15:47,509 No, this is a reflection from the sea !! 1135 01:15:47,679 --> 01:15:50,789 Take cover, take cover cover yourself! 1136 01:15:50,999 --> 01:15:53,949 No!.. So it’s even worse for me! 1137 01:15:54,479 --> 01:15:55,989 Then... 1138 01:15:58,439 --> 01:15:59,829 She touched me! 1139 01:15:59,999 --> 01:16:04,229 “What can I do, I'm not a doctor!” - Suck me the poison from the burned places! 1140 01:16:04,399 --> 01:16:05,349 I AM?.. No. 1141 01:16:05,519 --> 01:16:09,389 “Do you know French?” - No, I know Latin perfectly. 1142 01:16:09,559 --> 01:16:12,629 Suck me the poison otherwise it will swell even more! 1143 01:16:12,799 --> 01:16:13,629 No. 1144 01:16:13,799 --> 01:16:15,949 I'm not a medic I can not do anything! 1145 01:16:16,119 --> 01:16:18,389 Urgent help needed! .. I ask you to! 1146 01:16:18,559 --> 01:16:21,469 - What can I do? - I read in the encyclopedia! 1147 01:16:21,639 --> 01:16:25,949 We need to get closer to the victim, and I am a victim, I was burned by jellyfish! 1148 01:16:26,119 --> 01:16:28,499 Ask, do me a favor! 1149 01:16:28,679 --> 01:16:31,189 I need to call a doctor good doctor! 1150 01:16:31,359 --> 01:16:34,749 - Take a look! - Doctors, doctors! 1151 01:16:35,319 --> 01:16:38,269 We're going to the doctor! .. We're going to the doctor! 1152 01:16:38,439 --> 01:16:41,549 We're going to the doctor! .. We're going to the doctor! 1153 01:16:42,519 --> 01:16:44,869 Do not be a scoundrel! 1154 01:16:45,359 --> 01:16:49,629 Do not insist, I almost brought 5 aboriginal women to death. 1155 01:16:49,799 --> 01:16:50,939 I will not suck! 1156 01:16:51,119 --> 01:16:55,829 It burns here, here, here! .. My chest is burning! 1157 01:16:55,999 --> 01:16:58,709 I can not!.. It hurts me to look at you! 1158 01:16:58,959 --> 01:17:01,149 I understand, you have tears of hail! 1159 01:17:01,319 --> 01:17:04,149 I suffer a lot! .. It's impossible!.. 1160 01:17:04,319 --> 01:17:06,069 - I ask you to! - Stop it! 1161 01:17:06,239 --> 01:17:07,589 I beg you, for God's sake! 1162 01:17:07,759 --> 01:17:10,749 - What did you say? - For God's sake! 1163 01:17:10,959 --> 01:17:14,109 Okay, just because what did you mention the Almighty, .. 1164 01:17:14,279 --> 01:17:15,709 ... just for the sake of respect. 1165 01:17:15,879 --> 01:17:17,549 Where is "here?.. Good. 1166 01:17:18,079 --> 01:17:21,589 No not there It hurts here! 1167 01:17:22,799 --> 01:17:24,589 - Passed? - No, suck! 1168 01:17:24,759 --> 01:17:27,269 Now I have to go all the time? .. 1169 01:17:28,439 --> 01:17:32,189 So ... Already better, better ... Passes by! 1170 01:17:33,559 --> 01:17:36,149 It’s going through you, and now I’m unlikely! 1171 01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:39,149 Here, please, here! .. Burns with clear fire! 1172 01:17:39,319 --> 01:17:42,629 And here, only slightly, slightly. 1173 01:17:42,799 --> 01:17:44,349 - You are welcome. - Yes. 1174 01:17:46,319 --> 01:17:48,699 Thanks!.. What a relief! 1175 01:17:48,879 --> 01:17:53,429 What a relief! .. Much better, you are very kind! 1176 01:17:54,639 --> 01:17:58,229 And now, if you want, change! 1177 01:17:59,439 --> 01:18:03,789 I always did a kangaroo and it was awesome! 1178 01:18:06,839 --> 01:18:09,109 - I did not even hope. - For what? 1179 01:18:09,279 --> 01:18:10,709 Ke tu sorti avek mua. 1180 01:18:10,879 --> 01:18:15,949 What do you agree, agree that you will agree with me for a walk. 1181 01:18:16,119 --> 01:18:18,069 - Mua non plu. - What? 1182 01:18:18,879 --> 01:18:20,869 - I, too! - Oh yes! 1183 01:18:22,199 --> 01:18:24,229 Where are you taking me? 1184 01:18:29,319 --> 01:18:33,749 Did you see Milan? .. Hope we love each other? 1185 01:18:34,039 --> 01:18:34,869 Is it great? 1186 01:18:35,039 --> 01:18:37,269 Explain why did we come here. 1187 01:18:37,439 --> 01:18:41,629 To throw Italy at your feet: Milan, galleries, spiers! 1188 01:18:41,799 --> 01:18:49,509 You are like a fragile gothic spire, on which the doves decided to perch! 1189 01:18:50,119 --> 01:18:56,789 For your information, in Milan hanged nets so that pigeons do not stain spiers. 1190 01:18:57,879 --> 01:18:59,019 Networks? 1191 01:18:59,639 --> 01:19:02,829 Then where do they do it, in the skyscrapers? 1192 01:19:02,999 --> 01:19:06,349 - Tolerate! “Did you run away from me to Turin? ..” 1193 01:19:06,519 --> 01:19:09,989 A charming city famous for sheep farming! 1194 01:19:10,159 --> 01:19:13,189 - Sheep in Turin? - Yes, sheep, lambs. 1195 01:19:14,599 --> 01:19:17,549 - Do I laugh too? - It's funny! .. 1196 01:19:18,199 --> 01:19:22,109 Liliana, where are you? .. Caution on the road! 1197 01:19:28,799 --> 01:19:33,069 Max, let's go! .. I'm tired! 1198 01:19:35,599 --> 01:19:37,029 I'm leaving! 1199 01:19:37,359 --> 01:19:38,499 How do you leave? 1200 01:19:38,679 --> 01:19:42,459 Right now when we arrived in this eternal city .. 1201 01:19:42,639 --> 01:19:44,349 ... you want to defile everything! 1202 01:19:44,519 --> 01:19:48,189 “I don't like these jokes.” - I'm absolutely serious ... 1203 01:19:48,359 --> 01:19:49,189 Come to me. 1204 01:19:49,359 --> 01:19:51,949 - What are you doing? - What you need, do not worry! 1205 01:19:52,119 --> 01:19:55,069 - Let go! - Come, come here! 1206 01:19:55,279 --> 01:19:58,309 Let me go!.. Stop it! .. 1207 01:19:59,159 --> 01:20:01,509 - They are looking at us. - Who's watching?.. 1208 01:20:01,759 --> 01:20:02,589 Hell! 1209 01:20:02,759 --> 01:20:05,319 Swiss security? 1210 01:20:07,639 --> 01:20:08,749 Lillian! 1211 01:20:14,999 --> 01:20:16,219 Let's go, let's go! 1212 01:20:16,399 --> 01:20:19,989 - Liliana! - Until! 1213 01:20:21,919 --> 01:20:23,829 Well, today is the day. 1214 01:20:24,479 --> 01:20:28,789 First: I got an ashtray dirty; second: refused! 1215 01:20:29,599 --> 01:20:31,229 We can’t get used to this. 1216 01:20:31,399 --> 01:20:34,309 Third: forced to pay for tickets. 1217 01:20:36,639 --> 01:20:39,989 Lillian!.. Yes, you go! 1218 01:20:55,159 --> 01:20:59,709 Listen what you got Red heart?.. 1219 01:21:00,559 --> 01:21:04,749 - Is it a sports association? - Sports Association? 1220 01:21:04,959 --> 01:21:06,509 Somewhat,.. 1221 01:21:07,279 --> 01:21:13,749 ... permission to play sports, walking, running, and even baseball. 1222 01:21:16,279 --> 01:21:18,659 What do we do? 1223 01:21:20,799 --> 01:21:23,629 Jump into the water and swim to the shore! 1224 01:21:24,399 --> 01:21:27,869 You can jump only I can’t swim ... 1225 01:21:29,079 --> 01:21:32,389 - I'll try to make it. “You drive a boat so well!” 1226 01:21:32,559 --> 01:21:34,859 But he does not know that I can’t swim. 1227 01:21:35,039 --> 01:21:36,709 I took it and went. 1228 01:21:36,999 --> 01:21:39,829 Listen, I wanted to say something. 1229 01:21:40,519 --> 01:21:46,189 Despite the fact that we are not familiar and never see you again. 1230 01:21:47,439 --> 01:21:49,389 This was great! 1231 01:21:50,319 --> 01:21:55,829 Yes, but now, as a man, for the sake of what happened .. 1232 01:21:55,999 --> 01:21:58,069 ... I can fix it. 1233 01:21:59,399 --> 01:22:03,469 What?.. Did something happen? 1234 01:22:03,679 --> 01:22:05,979 - Nothing! - Nothing? 1235 01:22:06,159 --> 01:22:10,589 No, it was a dream it seemed to me. 1236 01:22:10,879 --> 01:22:13,789 I have to go... Someone is waiting for me. 1237 01:22:14,039 --> 01:22:16,269 I have to leave ... Time to say good-bye! 1238 01:22:16,439 --> 01:22:17,269 Good! 1239 01:22:17,479 --> 01:22:19,389 Goodbye, my savior! 1240 01:22:27,839 --> 01:22:28,979 Goodbye! 1241 01:22:30,239 --> 01:22:32,389 - Goodbye! - Goodbye! 1242 01:22:41,199 --> 01:22:46,139 If there is anyone upstairs hears do me a favor! 1243 01:22:46,399 --> 01:22:49,429 Help start this damn motor! 1244 01:22:53,079 --> 01:22:56,349 So you are not offended at me? .. Are you angry? 1245 01:22:57,399 --> 01:23:00,939 Yes, this is the Karim Hotel ... I'll call you now. 1246 01:23:01,279 --> 01:23:03,989 Signor Praetor, you to the phone! 1247 01:23:07,079 --> 01:23:09,229 To the phone! .. Hello?.. 1248 01:23:10,119 --> 01:23:12,309 Yes it's me. 1249 01:23:12,639 --> 01:23:15,629 Hello, Signor Prefect. 1250 01:23:16,359 --> 01:23:23,349 I've been waiting for your call for two days ... I'm a little excited. 1251 01:23:24,519 --> 01:23:29,669 I was very worried ... I was looking for you even in the grove, on the hammock! 1252 01:23:32,039 --> 01:23:35,029 This prefect is very sporty, like Dad. 1253 01:23:35,359 --> 01:23:37,389 I wanted to test you. 1254 01:23:37,639 --> 01:23:41,669 Disappeared for a while to test your feelings! 1255 01:23:42,039 --> 01:23:45,109 To be sure that you want me! 1256 01:23:45,279 --> 01:23:49,309 - Do you love me? - Yes. 1257 01:23:50,039 --> 01:23:55,389 - Louder! - Yes, I respect you very much! 1258 01:23:55,719 --> 01:23:57,949 Your voice is driving me crazy. 1259 01:23:59,639 --> 01:24:02,909 Tell me what you want kiss me on the lips! 1260 01:24:03,479 --> 01:24:08,789 “I want to kiss you on the lips!” - Louder! .. Even louder! 1261 01:24:09,239 --> 01:24:11,539 I want to... This is the prefect. 1262 01:24:13,079 --> 01:24:16,619 I want to kiss you in the lips, kiss on the lips! 1263 01:24:18,759 --> 01:24:22,709 Come today at three ... Waiting for you on the street Wisteria. 1264 01:24:23,279 --> 01:24:29,349 Let's be alone: me, you and love, a lot of love! 1265 01:24:44,239 --> 01:24:46,229 - Yes? - Gildo. 1266 01:24:46,519 --> 01:24:50,189 It's you?.. Waiting for you ... Get up. 1267 01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:53,509 Yes... Which floor? 1268 01:24:53,679 --> 01:24:56,189 - Twenty seventh. - I'm flying! 1269 01:24:58,959 --> 01:25:02,349 What a nightmare, god ... 1270 01:25:02,879 --> 01:25:06,949 The creator of the elevator is a real genius. 1271 01:25:07,359 --> 01:25:15,749 So ... it should ... must be the twenty-seventh ... 1272 01:25:16,119 --> 01:25:18,679 Infernal adventure. 1273 01:25:18,919 --> 01:25:20,869 I can not anymore. 1274 01:28:47,359 --> 01:28:51,139 - Lola, I am burning with desire! - Stop, what are you doing? 1275 01:28:51,319 --> 01:28:52,539 Darling 1276 01:28:52,879 --> 01:28:56,749 - Come on now ... right here! - What? 1277 01:28:56,919 --> 01:28:58,749 Exactly this! 1278 01:29:00,439 --> 01:29:04,669 The pills start to work no, they are already acting! 1279 01:29:04,839 --> 01:29:07,139 Lola,.. I love you! 1280 01:29:07,639 --> 01:29:10,829 But I’m not sure of your love! .. Where is the proof? 1281 01:29:10,999 --> 01:29:12,349 How, where is the evidence? 1282 01:29:12,519 --> 01:29:17,509 It was awesome to call you, how I ran and walked up to the hundredth floor! 1283 01:29:17,679 --> 01:29:21,949 Lola, please, I want to live with you, I want to marry you. 1284 01:29:22,119 --> 01:29:26,469 Do you want me to quit my job! .. Want to go to Honolulu? 1285 01:29:26,839 --> 01:29:29,709 Let's go to Honolulu! .. To Paris, so to Paris! 1286 01:29:29,879 --> 01:29:31,549 To Milan, so to Milan! 1287 01:29:32,319 --> 01:29:34,589 Are you ready to fulfill my every desire? 1288 01:29:34,759 --> 01:29:35,819 All you want. 1289 01:29:35,999 --> 01:29:38,109 Take off your trousers first. 1290 01:29:54,439 --> 01:29:58,219 “Look at those two.” - Goddess and the beast! 1291 01:30:14,439 --> 01:30:19,709 How I get excited at the thought that under this skirt hides the male body! 1292 01:30:19,879 --> 01:30:23,109 - And you? - I'm not very ... 1293 01:30:23,359 --> 01:30:26,979 Because on the way to me almost cheated ... 1294 01:30:27,159 --> 01:30:30,829 I have not heard a single kind words .. not a single one! 1295 01:30:30,999 --> 01:30:34,869 Try to be more feminine change your voice! 1296 01:30:35,879 --> 01:30:37,629 Lola, can I ask you something? 1297 01:30:37,799 --> 01:30:45,379 I can’t understand why did you make me dress up like that? 1298 01:30:46,039 --> 01:30:48,669 - Have you seen "9 and a half weeks"? - No. 1299 01:30:48,839 --> 01:30:51,829 She dressed in men's clothes to like him. 1300 01:30:51,999 --> 01:30:54,629 Do you want to make me feel good? 1301 01:30:55,399 --> 01:30:55,669 - Liliana! - What? 1302 01:30:56,999 --> 01:30:59,429 - I'm Liliana. - well! 1303 01:31:00,479 --> 01:31:02,189 - And you? - What? 1304 01:31:02,519 --> 01:31:05,229 - What's your name? - Who cares? 1305 01:31:06,039 --> 01:31:09,739 - To know! - Jeremiah, can Jerry! 1306 01:31:10,399 --> 01:31:13,189 - What do we do? - Crazy! 1307 01:31:25,759 --> 01:31:27,669 I recently broke up. 1308 01:31:28,959 --> 01:31:32,109 Twelve years old I helped my husband. 1309 01:31:32,799 --> 01:31:38,109 He had a small business, but he didn’t understand anything in business ... 1310 01:31:39,799 --> 01:31:45,429 “And I helped him.” - Enough! .. Let's not talk about that. 1311 01:31:46,359 --> 01:31:50,909 Let's talk about us and the upcoming night. 1312 01:31:53,919 --> 01:31:58,469 Look who's here! .. You are already good! 1313 01:32:00,479 --> 01:32:02,109 Be a good girl. 1314 01:32:17,759 --> 01:32:19,429 - What? - Let's go to. 1315 01:32:23,319 --> 01:32:24,509 What are you doing? 1316 01:32:24,679 --> 01:32:30,029 “I want you! .. Here and now!” - No no! 1317 01:32:30,239 --> 01:32:33,779 Do you want it too?.. Tell me, do you want too? 1318 01:32:33,959 --> 01:32:37,229 Yes, but not here let's go to your house. 1319 01:32:37,519 --> 01:32:38,349 No. 1320 01:32:38,519 --> 01:32:40,229 - Or to me! - Not here! 1321 01:32:40,399 --> 01:32:42,349 - Come to you! - No, here, here! 1322 01:32:42,519 --> 01:32:46,509 - On the beach, on the beach! - No, here, in plain sight! 1323 01:32:46,719 --> 01:32:48,909 - Undress! - I feel awkward! 1324 01:32:49,279 --> 01:32:53,749 Look, I'm not afraid! .. Not afraid! 1325 01:32:54,199 --> 01:32:55,589 What are you doing? 1326 01:32:55,839 --> 01:32:58,189 - Only to you! - No! 1327 01:32:58,359 --> 01:33:00,739 - I swear! - Help! 1328 01:33:01,199 --> 01:33:04,429 Do not worry, it repeats every night! 1329 01:33:04,599 --> 01:33:07,709 “How? .. Jerry, calm down!” - I am calm. 1330 01:33:07,879 --> 01:33:10,709 - Quiet! “I'm completely calm.” 1331 01:33:13,039 --> 01:33:14,869 - Jerry! “Well, Signora?” 1332 01:33:15,039 --> 01:33:18,429 I can pick it up or will you bring it later? 1333 01:33:18,599 --> 01:33:21,629 “Is he your son?” “No, dear, my husband!” 1334 01:33:24,239 --> 01:33:26,029 Sorry, I didn’t know. 1335 01:33:26,359 --> 01:33:28,389 Don't worry beauty I'm used to it! 1336 01:33:28,559 --> 01:33:32,709 He wants me to be jealous poor thing! 1337 01:33:33,999 --> 01:33:36,559 So beautiful, and so attractive! 1338 01:33:36,719 --> 01:33:38,149 But not valid! 1339 01:33:38,599 --> 01:33:43,349 You haven’t lost anything, dear! .. He never gets to the point! 1340 01:33:43,519 --> 01:33:44,709 Can not! 1341 01:33:45,079 --> 01:33:50,709 Kisses, caresses mostly down, understand? 1342 01:33:51,239 --> 01:33:54,229 Do you know what I call him? .. My girlfriend 1343 01:33:55,879 --> 01:34:01,109 Are you upset?.. You wanted to sleep with him, cutie? 1344 01:34:01,479 --> 01:34:04,469 - What did you think? - Go to the seashore! .. 1345 01:34:04,639 --> 01:34:08,469 There you will find one who will fix everything, go honey! 1346 01:34:08,639 --> 01:34:12,389 Wake up! .. Get up! .. 1347 01:34:15,759 --> 01:34:16,869 Come on! 1348 01:34:21,239 --> 01:34:23,349 - Let's dance? - Let's dance! 1349 01:34:24,119 --> 01:34:26,629 But not together! .. Need to find a man. 1350 01:34:26,799 --> 01:34:30,629 A man? .. Darling, you do not understand. 1351 01:34:30,799 --> 01:34:33,149 Even if I'm in a woman’s dress, .. 1352 01:34:33,319 --> 01:34:37,189 ... I can not control strongest physical attraction! 1353 01:34:37,359 --> 01:34:40,979 I'm head over heels in love with you ... I love you very much! 1354 01:34:41,159 --> 01:34:42,789 I love you too! 1355 01:34:43,239 --> 01:34:46,189 But you have to fulfill my last wish .. 1356 01:34:46,359 --> 01:34:47,789 ... then I'm yours! 1357 01:34:48,559 --> 01:34:50,029 Go! .. Go! 1358 01:34:50,479 --> 01:34:52,109 With whom? 1359 01:34:53,959 --> 01:34:57,309 - Over there! - With beard? 1360 01:35:03,159 --> 01:35:05,619 - Let's dance? - I have no desire. 1361 01:35:05,799 --> 01:35:06,989 Why? 1362 01:35:08,719 --> 01:35:10,309 Listen, a piece of shit ... 1363 01:35:10,479 --> 01:35:15,029 ... I throw out critters, even if they fall for me. 1364 01:35:15,199 --> 01:35:19,669 How? .. Thanks ... Very humane. 1365 01:35:24,759 --> 01:35:31,309 Almost immediately it turned out that one with a beard is a great fisherman .. 1366 01:35:31,559 --> 01:35:33,789 ... but he does not dance. 1367 01:35:34,479 --> 01:35:36,549 - Find another. - Where? 1368 01:35:36,839 --> 01:35:39,709 See that one in the hat? .. Dance a tango with him. 1369 01:35:39,879 --> 01:35:41,429 - Tango? “And kiss him.” 1370 01:35:41,599 --> 01:35:42,949 - What? - On the lips! 1371 01:35:43,119 --> 01:35:45,469 - What? “You understand very well.” 1372 01:35:46,279 --> 01:35:51,029 Yes, but you know, Lola, I haven’t kissed anyone on the lips yet. 1373 01:35:51,199 --> 01:35:52,589 Its time to begin. 1374 01:35:52,759 --> 01:35:56,749 But I would rather start with you darling! 1375 01:35:56,959 --> 01:36:00,269 Do as I said! .. Otherwise, you will not see me again! 1376 01:36:00,439 --> 01:36:05,349 No, no, I'll kiss him kiss on the lips, the one in the hat. 1377 01:36:14,799 --> 01:36:19,309 Good evening... Signor, will we dance? 1378 01:36:20,599 --> 01:36:23,949 Do me a favor ... I will explain later. 1379 01:38:11,719 --> 01:38:15,669 Have you seen?.. It was his initiative! 1380 01:38:15,879 --> 01:38:17,019 They kissed! 1381 01:38:17,199 --> 01:38:23,029 Here it is, judge Morelli, who closed my cabaret "Blue Angel", .. 1382 01:38:23,239 --> 01:38:25,149 ... an ardent defender of morality! 1383 01:38:25,319 --> 01:38:27,429 I exposed you! 1384 01:38:27,599 --> 01:38:30,059 Now you are finished! .. Bastard! 1385 01:38:33,839 --> 01:38:36,429 Do you want will i give you this daisy? 1386 01:38:39,639 --> 01:38:41,989 You take those and I am these. 1387 01:38:48,519 --> 01:38:50,029 Let's make a boat. 1388 01:38:51,599 --> 01:38:54,589 Pio Pio! .. Are not you asleep yet? 1389 01:38:54,999 --> 01:38:57,749 What are you watching?.. I hate monsters! 1390 01:38:58,519 --> 01:39:02,749 Today there were too many of them! .. Goodnight! 1391 01:39:04,519 --> 01:39:10,749 When mom comes, say .. that nothing happened. 1392 01:39:50,119 --> 01:39:51,989 - Who is it? - Liliana? .. 1393 01:39:53,279 --> 01:39:56,509 - May I sleep with you? - Honestly... 1394 01:39:56,999 --> 01:39:58,389 I'm scared of monsters! 1395 01:39:58,679 --> 01:40:01,269 Monsters? .. I told you! 1396 01:40:01,639 --> 01:40:04,589 Mom always allows if I'm scared! 1397 01:40:04,759 --> 01:40:09,149 - So go to mom! - Today she will not come to sleep. 1398 01:40:10,799 --> 01:40:16,349 - Do you have children? “At me? .. No, unfortunately.” 1399 01:40:17,439 --> 01:40:21,589 Then let's pretend that I am your child, and you are my mother. 1400 01:40:23,759 --> 01:40:28,429 I'm your mom and you are my child. 1401 01:40:29,919 --> 01:40:32,149 Now I'm calm ... And you? 1402 01:40:35,959 --> 01:40:37,069 To me? 1403 01:40:38,879 --> 01:40:40,509 What are you doing? 1404 01:40:44,039 --> 01:40:45,629 Pio ... Pio? .. 1405 01:40:46,239 --> 01:40:46,909 Can you explain, why were you wearing women's clothing? 1406 01:40:52,319 --> 01:40:56,869 Because... I went ... to the carnival. 1407 01:40:57,039 --> 01:40:58,099 In summer? 1408 01:40:58,839 --> 01:41:05,709 Yes, because ... in winter I am very busy .. 1409 01:41:06,279 --> 01:41:10,989 ... so I go to masquerades ... ...in August. 1410 01:41:11,599 --> 01:41:14,349 As usual, don't want to tell the truth ... 1411 01:41:14,519 --> 01:41:17,149 - Are you okay? - So-so. 1412 01:41:17,319 --> 01:41:22,749 - Maybe talk to a psychologist? “Dr. Piedimonte, thank you.” 1413 01:41:23,199 --> 01:41:28,429 But now I'm bigger I don’t want to talk to anyone. 1414 01:41:29,799 --> 01:41:31,149 Even with me? 1415 01:41:31,559 --> 01:41:32,619 Lola! 1416 01:41:33,759 --> 01:41:36,989 Excuse me, I need to go away. 1417 01:41:41,319 --> 01:41:44,509 Came to enjoy your revenge? 1418 01:41:46,119 --> 01:41:52,189 I saw newspapers, an article for the whole page with the announcement of photos ... 1419 01:41:52,519 --> 01:41:54,389 ... in tomorrow's issue. 1420 01:41:55,319 --> 01:41:56,989 Congratulations on winning! 1421 01:41:57,159 --> 01:42:01,429 It’s a pity you didn’t bet could win a large sum! 1422 01:42:01,599 --> 01:42:04,159 But for me you won. 1423 01:42:04,319 --> 01:42:08,269 No... I came to say that I am defeated. 1424 01:42:09,119 --> 01:42:12,789 And for you to forgive me for my behavior, keep .. 1425 01:42:12,959 --> 01:42:15,749 ... these are films with yesterday's photos. 1426 01:42:15,919 --> 01:42:18,069 They will never be printed in the newspapers! 1427 01:42:18,239 --> 01:42:22,549 If you want to, now we can always be together! 1428 01:42:26,999 --> 01:42:31,589 No, no, Lola, or Ramona, or what is your name. 1429 01:42:32,159 --> 01:42:36,629 We are not made for each other! .. Our roads diverge! 1430 01:42:37,959 --> 01:42:41,429 And mine goes completely in the other direction. 1431 01:42:42,319 --> 01:42:46,829 “Gildo, it cannot be!” - That's right ... 1432 01:42:47,319 --> 01:42:50,349 This adventure turned my life upside down. 1433 01:42:50,559 --> 01:42:58,429 For me it was a lifetime ... She completely changed me! 1434 01:42:59,159 --> 01:43:00,949 Gildo, what are you saying? 1435 01:43:01,119 --> 01:43:04,549 Nothing, just you too good as a woman .. 1436 01:43:04,719 --> 01:43:07,309 ... and I'm too weak as a man. 1437 01:43:07,479 --> 01:43:08,619 I went. 1438 01:43:09,599 --> 01:43:14,229 Maybe from now on my new life begins. 1439 01:43:15,039 --> 01:43:17,869 - Bye, beauty! - Gildo, Gildo! .. 1440 01:43:18,079 --> 01:43:19,509 Where are you going?.. Gildo! 1441 01:43:19,679 --> 01:43:22,869 - What happened? “I don't know, it's kind of weird.” 1442 01:43:23,039 --> 01:43:24,179 Which one? 1443 01:43:46,879 --> 01:43:49,389 - My name is Pino. - Me Gildo. 1444 01:44:08,759 --> 01:44:10,069 Good morning! 1445 01:44:12,279 --> 01:44:16,349 Hi,.. how cute! 1446 01:44:17,079 --> 01:44:18,709 Breakfast in bed! 1447 01:44:19,279 --> 01:44:20,709 All inclusive! 1448 01:44:22,439 --> 01:44:25,749 By the way I would immediately like to do one thing. 1449 01:44:28,159 --> 01:44:31,029 - Which one? - Only 250 thousand. 1450 01:44:34,199 --> 01:44:35,589 I'm sorry I did not understand! 1451 01:44:35,759 --> 01:44:40,669 Mom’s girlfriend’s usually pay me three hundred, but I made you a discount! 1452 01:44:43,399 --> 01:44:47,099 It's not so much for touching the forbidden. 1453 01:44:50,239 --> 01:44:53,469 Here is the change! .. I need to create a base. 1454 01:44:54,159 --> 01:44:57,149 Otherwise, how will I accumulate your first billion? 1455 01:44:57,479 --> 01:44:59,909 You promised to tell me! 1456 01:45:01,279 --> 01:45:03,429 Good... I did it! 1457 01:45:03,679 --> 01:45:06,059 Did? .. So how is it? 1458 01:45:08,079 --> 01:45:09,549 Awesome! 1459 01:45:09,719 --> 01:45:14,109 According to your tone, it seems awful ... How do you rate him? 1460 01:45:14,319 --> 01:45:16,669 - Whom? - The one on the moped? 1461 01:45:16,919 --> 01:45:19,269 - It was not him. - Incredible! .. 1462 01:45:19,439 --> 01:45:20,659 Then who? 1463 01:45:23,279 --> 01:45:25,109 I will not say even under pain of death! 1464 01:45:25,279 --> 01:45:29,669 - Tell me, at least, I know him? “Yes, you know.” 1465 01:45:30,599 --> 01:45:33,269 But not so good as it seems! 1466 01:45:37,399 --> 01:45:38,669 Lillian! 1467 01:45:40,799 --> 01:45:43,829 What does he have to do with it? .. This is not his fault! 1468 01:45:44,919 --> 01:45:47,749 You must be right it's my fault. 1469 01:45:48,679 --> 01:45:50,829 But now I’m much better. 1470 01:45:51,599 --> 01:45:55,139 Bye, Simone, thank you! .. Goodbye dear! 1471 01:45:56,759 --> 01:45:57,979 Until. 1472 01:45:58,719 --> 01:45:59,669 Let's go to the sea. 1473 01:45:59,839 --> 01:46:04,909 Fly to Oslo and then you go on a sleigh with deer, like Santa Claus! 1474 01:46:06,239 --> 01:46:08,429 Italy, Landing on Oslo begins. 1475 01:46:08,599 --> 01:46:09,709 I have to go. 1476 01:46:09,879 --> 01:46:11,669 - Bye, brother. - Until! 1477 01:46:12,719 --> 01:46:14,869 - Until. - Until! 1478 01:46:16,439 --> 01:46:18,229 If I come to Lapland, I'll pick you up! 1479 01:46:18,399 --> 01:46:21,509 They say at the North Pole guests are offered wives .. 1480 01:46:21,679 --> 01:46:23,549 ... and if you refuse, they are offended. 1481 01:46:23,719 --> 01:46:24,629 Do not talk nonsense! 1482 01:46:24,799 --> 01:46:28,829 I hope you will not be demoted because of some lapland. 1483 01:46:31,839 --> 01:46:34,399 From now on, smoking is allowed. 1484 01:46:35,039 --> 01:46:39,069 I'm glad you ride too towards Scandinavia. 1485 01:46:39,239 --> 01:46:42,779 “Will you come out in Frankfurt?” - No, in Oslo. 1486 01:46:43,199 --> 01:46:44,419 In Oslo? 1487 01:46:44,999 --> 01:46:48,389 And then I will get to Lapland. 1488 01:46:48,919 --> 01:46:50,829 What will you do there? 1489 01:46:51,079 --> 01:46:54,549 Association sent me social workers. 1490 01:46:54,719 --> 01:46:57,669 I will work with some priest. 1491 01:46:57,839 --> 01:46:59,709 Is he Italian or Laplander? 1492 01:46:59,879 --> 01:47:02,149 No!.. Italian, Italian! 1493 01:47:02,439 --> 01:47:05,669 The only positive thing otherwise ... 1494 01:47:05,839 --> 01:47:07,189 What, the rest? 1495 01:47:07,439 --> 01:47:12,509 It seems we will live in some kind of cell, only he and I ... 1496 01:47:12,799 --> 01:47:16,579 ... work together all day rather, at night. 1497 01:47:17,919 --> 01:47:22,069 You know polar night lasts half a year! 1498 01:47:22,999 --> 01:47:27,189 And all this time I will be alone with him! 1499 01:47:31,079 --> 01:47:33,509 Mission is mission. 1500 01:47:35,719 --> 01:47:37,389 This is me about Rimini.